not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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If you have to preface your sentence with, "not to be a dick..." you're still being a dick...
There's pretty much no way that you aren't a dick.
This is amazing.
Story of my goddamn life.
Face, meet dirt. Get acquainted, courtesy of me.