I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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