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  • Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 5:01pm

    lucky for you he didn't just shoot at the intruder..number 1 cause of accidental deaths in the home

  • Submitted by gaterhog on Nov 29, 11 at 5:15pm

    ...Probably because you actually were in the process of robbing his house

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    Submitted by jony5co on Nov 30, 11 at 4:22pm

    Sex that bad ehh.

  • Submitted by DonKebles on Nov 29, 11 at 5:18pm

    great way to end one night stands.

  • Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 1, 11 at 2:41am

    Probably remembers everything, and realized he knocked her up, so he called the cops on her bcuz he was to lazy to go get plan b, nd itd be one funny story.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 11 at 2:15pm

    Yes creeper.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 6, 14 at 7:17pm

    Tell him his DNA is in your hair and throat, that'll jump start his memory