can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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