did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.