Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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