Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Porn is love you can see.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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