True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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Btw nobody fking cares who kaitlin kwiatkowski is
I laughed so hard at this.
I was at a bar with my brother, and we saw an old family friend of ours. We were trashed. Brother had to throw up, so he just turned around, grabbed the nearest empty cup that was sitting on a table surrounded by people, threw up a little, and put it back on the table. Rejoined the conversation, and I lol'd the whole time.
hilarious, love making fun of THAT person
The girl's efficient! Nicely done, whoever you are.
been there done this.
hahaha i did this one time in windsor...good times
lololol kaitlin kwiatkowski
even better, i did this in front of the vatican museum
If nothing else learn to at least make it to the bathroom before throwing up and it won't be as embarrassing
I work at a bar, and people like me fucking hate losers like you. Learn how to drink and you won't need to puke, idiot.
I do too. We lead pathetic lives
I did this the other night but made it to the bathroom before things got really bad
Sounds like something that Jerry Springer would have a show about. Then again, the Jerry Springer Show isn't that much different from the rest of MTV's content nowadays.
I think you are my soul mate.
My cousin from Wales did this; John James, you are my hero (just in case you're reading this - you'll know who I am). He was chatting to the barmaid, threw up on the floor and continued talkin as if nothing had ever happened. I found out later because she said to me "did you know your cousin threw up on the floor mid-sentence and then carried on as if nothing had happened!?". Seriously, what a trooper.
Even better is when you on your way home so fucked up you have to pee really bad so you unzip your pants and piss on the dash board of your best friends car lol, sorry Chris had to share.