Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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