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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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