Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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Dude i wish i could call you a loser. but apparently my girlfriend is the leader of the dry humping only club. FUCK MY LIFE
...as i recall it was a horror film..
This sounds like a friend's response to someone who claimed they lost their virginity from doing the above lol...which is awesome.
bahaha. you fail at life
it took you an hour?
9:12, Quit making him dry hump you. Bitch.
hey at least you came
I feel like this has been on here before- fail.
HA! I know who this was directed at. Love it! The truth hurts, boy!
3:40 no. i prefer it in my buttcrack.
San Diego baby aha this is epic!
AND I JIZZ. IN MY PANTS.
haha what the fuck all of this dumb shit
i think i'm the girl in this text.
Last night I saw a film...
wow...sucks to be you
Just use her to work on the mom.
I thought I was the girl this has happened way too many times I need new f buddies
it does if you're andy samberg
3:58 #2, you might want to try the other website for that...
I think I know who the girl is...
What part of San Diego do you live in?
I hope this is the guy who yesterday's "jizzing in pants" tfln was about...
The only guy I would be ok with jizzing in their pants is Andy samberg but umm yah lol inexperienced much?
Seeing "jizzing" and "pants" is getting old.
I did that in high school and had rug burn on my junk for a week
haha who is it 10:27?!?
3:38 i will jizz on your face...or is that getting old also?
thats means my count just when to 5 girls to 0 :-(
3:56. Probably North Park. I'm sure all those hipsters prematurely ejaculate anyways.
Did you ever fine out if it was you 9:12 7/31? I DO know who it was...we need the original poster to SAY something!