Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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Dude i wish i could call you a loser. but apparently my girlfriend is the leader of the dry humping only club. FUCK MY LIFE
...as i recall it was a horror film..
This sounds like a friend's response to someone who claimed they lost their virginity from doing the above lol...which is awesome.
bahaha. you fail at life
9:12, Quit making him dry hump you. Bitch.
it took you an hour?
hey at least you came
I feel like this has been on here before- fail.
HA! I know who this was directed at. Love it! The truth hurts, boy!
3:40 no. i prefer it in my buttcrack.
haha what the fuck all of this dumb shit
AND I JIZZ. IN MY PANTS.
San Diego baby aha this is epic!
i think i'm the girl in this text.
Last night I saw a film...
wow...sucks to be you
it does if you're andy samberg
I thought I was the girl this has happened way too many times I need new f buddies
I think I know who the girl is...
3:58 #2, you might want to try the other website for that...
Just use her to work on the mom.
I hope this is the guy who yesterday's "jizzing in pants" tfln was about...
The only guy I would be ok with jizzing in their pants is Andy samberg but umm yah lol inexperienced much?
What part of San Diego do you live in?
Seeing "jizzing" and "pants" is getting old.
I did that in high school and had rug burn on my junk for a week
haha who is it 10:27?!?
3:38 i will jizz on your face...or is that getting old also?
thats means my count just when to 5 girls to 0 :-(
3:56. Probably North Park. I'm sure all those hipsters prematurely ejaculate anyways.
Did you ever fine out if it was you 9:12 7/31? I DO know who it was...we need the original poster to SAY something!