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  • 87 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:58pm

    Dude i wish i could call you a loser. but apparently my girlfriend is the leader of the dry humping only club. FUCK MY LIFE

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:58pm

    ...as i recall it was a horror film..

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Inihcarmge on Jun 11, 10 at 2:35am

    9:12, Quit making him dry hump you. Bitch.

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:12pm

    i think i'm the girl in this text.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:24pm

    AND I JIZZ. IN MY PANTS.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:45pm

    3:40 no. i prefer it in my buttcrack.

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:16am

    it took you an hour?

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:44am

    haha what the fuck all of this dumb shit

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:58pm

    This sounds like a friend's response to someone who claimed they lost their virginity from doing the above lol...which is awesome.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:38pm

    Seeing "jizzing" and "pants" is getting old.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:33am

    HA! I know who this was directed at. Love it! The truth hurts, boy!

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:55pm

    wow...sucks to be you

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:02pm

    I think I know who the girl is...

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:16pm

    Just use her to work on the mom.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by melliej19 on Mar 28, 10 at 10:19pm

    I thought I was the girl this has happened way too many times I need new f buddies

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:29pm

    Last night I saw a film...

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:56pm

    What part of San Diego do you live in?

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:34pm

    thats means my count just when to 5 girls to 0 :-(

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:23pm

    bahaha. you fail at life

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:40pm

    hey at least you came

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:26pm

    3:58 #2, you might want to try the other website for that...

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:00am

    San Diego baby aha this is epic!

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:22am

    The only guy I would be ok with jizzing in their pants is Andy samberg but umm yah lol inexperienced much?

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:40pm

    3:38 i will jizz on your face...or is that getting old also?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:31pm

    it does if you're andy samberg

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:17pm

    I hope this is the guy who yesterday's "jizzing in pants" tfln was about...

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:38am

    I feel like this has been on here before- fail.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:27pm

    Did you ever fine out if it was you 9:12 7/31? I DO know who it was...we need the original poster to SAY something!

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:20am

    haha who is it 10:27?!?

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:58pm

    3:56. Probably North Park. I'm sure all those hipsters prematurely ejaculate anyways.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by chinballwizard on Oct 6, 11 at 12:00pm

    I did that in high school and had rug burn on my junk for a week