Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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