Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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5:11, you are a tool
hahah i could definitely see this happening when you're high enough
after it was over did you hand over your balls in a jar or just on a plate?
11:30, Thank you for making this text that much more phenomenally hilarious.
That's a damn good blow job!!
I have never made a man cry, but I have been high-fived DURING, and he was sober.
I need to find this chick.
Tell ur blow jobee to
Marry me 8:17
5:11..... Some of us actually like that ;)
Luv it when they cry...better when they pass out
8:21 someone's jealous
this is awesome :D
@4:13 : baby's can't text
I hope she spit your sorry dick out and took away your man card. What a pussy
hahaha sounds like my boyfriend !!!!
and that s when I when I would have walked away ... slowly.
Then it must have been truly spectacular.
you just cock blocked yourself...
Uuummm I'm pretty sure I would not want a guy doing that to me... it would creep me out.
Right.... virgins are sensational.
wow. He must have been on ecstacy.
I could see that happening thizzin'
If he wasn't then wtf is wrong with him.
It's hard to find a truly good blow job
THITH BLOWJOB ITH WUNDERFUL <33
Dude that is epic. However...if u r repping the 818...next time...try and hold the tears back.
As long as u enjoyed it.
i doubt he was just 'high'. i agree with 7:39pm, this guy was rolllingggg hard and loving every minute of it
5:11 some girls like it rough. find me ;)
@6:01 - Fucking awesome.
Im from the 818 and i make grown men cry all the time. its in our genes haha
HAHAHA Did u have any tequila?
PEOPLE. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY HIGH/DRUNK/NOT SOBER IN ANY WAY thats why he cried stop calling him a pussy
You were soooooooooo high.
OP is a guy who is used to getting blown by dudes, hence the emotional side. He finally had some goodness and it brought tears to his eyes.
I'm guessing he was ROLLINNNN!
Simple man, simple pleasures.
Stop whining and be a man, grab her head and shove it down till she chokes
sucks you don't remember huh
hahaa...i thought this guy was gonna hyperventilate on me because he said it was that good...and once we were done he told me i was better than his girlfriend and he was still trying to calm down..
I read the quote as him speaking in a Yoda voice.
Good job 2:09 fucking slut
good for you 8:17...
there is only one thing you can say about a BJ like that.....
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I ALWAYS cry about the stupidest things when I'm high I'm glad I'm not alone :)