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  • 5:11, you are a tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:30pm
  • hahah i could definitely see this happening when you're high enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:55pm
  • after it was over did you hand over your balls in a jar or just on a plate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:37pm
  • 11:30, Thank you for making this text that much more phenomenally hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:35pm
  • That's a damn good blow job!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:58pm
  • I need to find this chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:18pm
  • I have never made a man cry, but I have been high-fived DURING, and he was sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Tell ur blow jobee to Marry me 8:17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:44pm
  • 5:11..... Some of us actually like that ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:01am
  • Luv it when they cry...better when they pass out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:53pm
  • @4:13 : baby's can't text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:04pm
  • hahaha sounds like my boyfriend !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:24am
  • 8:21 someone's jealous this is awesome :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:50pm
  • and that s when I when I would have walked away ... slowly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:05pm
  • I hope she spit your sorry dick out and took away your man card. What a pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Uuummm I'm pretty sure I would not want a guy doing that to me... it would creep me out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:43pm
  • It's hard to find a truly good blow job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Right.... virgins are sensational.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:09pm
  • THITH BLOWJOB ITH WUNDERFUL <33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Dude that is epic. However...if u r repping the 818...next time...try and hold the tears back. *high 5* As long as u enjoyed it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:58am
  • you just cock blocked yourself...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Then it must have been truly spectacular.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:55pm
  • i doubt he was just 'high'. i agree with 7:39pm, this guy was rolllingggg hard and loving every minute of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:22am
  • wow. He must have been on ecstacy. I could see that happening thizzin' If he wasn't then wtf is wrong with him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:01am
  • 5:11 some girls like it rough. find me ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:33pm
  • hahahahhahahahahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:07pm
  • @6:01 - Fucking awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Im from the 818 and i make grown men cry all the time. its in our genes haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:48pm
  • You were soooooooooo high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:16am
  • HAHAHA Did u have any tequila?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:40pm
  • PEOPLE. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY HIGH/DRUNK/NOT SOBER IN ANY WAY thats why he cried stop calling him a pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08pm
  • OP is a guy who is used to getting blown by dudes, hence the emotional side. He finally had some goodness and it brought tears to his eyes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:10pm
  • I'm guessing he was ROLLINNNN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:39pm
  • sucks you don't remember huh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Simple man, simple pleasures.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:18am
  • Stop whining and be a man, grab her head and shove it down till she chokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:11pm
  • hahaa...i thought this guy was gonna hyperventilate on me because he said it was that good...and once we were done he told me i was better than his girlfriend and he was still trying to calm down..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Good job 2:09 fucking slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I read the quote as him speaking in a Yoda voice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:30am
  • there is only one thing you can say about a BJ like that..... MORE PLEASE!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:03am
  • good for you 8:17...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Wow haha. --BHB 609 970 0868

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:44pm
  • I ALWAYS cry about the stupidest things when I'm high I'm glad I'm not alone :) -xoxo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:06pm