i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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