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  • 2:19 was posting something from fml. 3:08 you are a jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:15pm
  • thats what youd expect from someone from newport news.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:54am
  • ugh i hate the 757. i can't believe i live here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:40pm
  • I've done that, with wrong keys into the wrong hole and wrong cards into the wrong machine and it wasn't ever when drunk. "i bet you laughed your ass off after you realized it was your license" 1:56PM actaully every time i've done it, you can't even laugh your like "oh for christ sake, waste of damn time, idiot!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:50am
  • thats what happens when ur drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:34pm
  • ahahaha sounds like my sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:03am
  • hahaha so did this at a mexican food place after insisting that the women at the cash register use my drivers license to pay for my food... She refused so I tried the ATM and then enlisted strangers to put in my pin # because it wouldn't work.... Left very disappointed and burritto-less didn't realize why it didn't work till the next morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:28pm
  • its not so funny when its the other way around .... when u give your debit card when they ask for your license

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:03pm
  • this is an fml..... Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card & the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:19pm
  • soo funny omg i lost my d l last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:29pm
  • 7 fight 7. rep it!!! done this b4 with my food lion gift card

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Wow is the only thing I can say to that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:09am
  • How can you hate the 757? we're so fucking dumb it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:28am
  • Really hope he/she didn't drive home after this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Hehe, sounds like something I'd do. >_<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:15pm
  • i bet you laughed your ass off after you realized it was your license

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Not sure what's best - swiping the license or trying for 15 minutes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Why do people always end up bitching and bickering at each other on forums...when we should be joing together in laughter/mockery of the original post. Touchy/douchy people. Freaking hilarious though man...ever walked around with, say, on hold on the phone going "where the shit is my phone?". Def done that...feel like a million bucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:32pm
  • 2:19... it was an ATM jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:08pm
  • hahahhaha you feel so dumb when this happends, i argued to the dome bouncer to let me in only to realize i was using my school id........ so embarassing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:07pm