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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:15pm

    2:19 was posting something from fml. 3:08 you are a jackass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:50am

    I've done that, with wrong keys into the wrong hole and wrong cards into the wrong machine and it wasn't ever when drunk. "i bet you laughed your ass off after you realized it was your license" 1:56PM actaully every time i've done it, you can't even laugh your like "oh for christ sake, waste of damn time, idiot!"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:28pm

    hahaha so did this at a mexican food place after insisting that the women at the cash register use my drivers license to pay for my food... She refused so I tried the ATM and then enlisted strangers to put in my pin # because it wouldn't work.... Left very disappointed and burritto-less didn't realize why it didn't work till the next morning

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:54am

    thats what youd expect from someone from newport news.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:03am

    ahahaha sounds like my sister

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:58pm

    7 fight 7. rep it!!! done this b4 with my food lion gift card

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:20pm

    Really hope he/she didn't drive home after this.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:29pm

    soo funny omg i lost my d l last night

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:40pm

    ugh i hate the 757. i can't believe i live here.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:19pm

    this is an fml..... Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card & the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:28am

    How can you hate the 757? we're so fucking dumb it's funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:03pm

    its not so funny when its the other way around .... when u give your debit card when they ask for your license

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:09am

    Wow is the only thing I can say to that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:34pm

    thats what happens when ur drunk

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:39pm

    Not sure what's best - swiping the license or trying for 15 minutes!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:15pm

    Hehe, sounds like something I'd do. >_<

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:32pm

    Why do people always end up bitching and bickering at each other on forums...when we should be joing together in laughter/mockery of the original post. Touchy/douchy people. Freaking hilarious though man...ever walked around with, say, on hold on the phone going "where the shit is my phone?". Def done that...feel like a million bucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:56pm

    i bet you laughed your ass off after you realized it was your license

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:08pm

    2:19... it was an ATM jackass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:07pm

    hahahhaha you feel so dumb when this happends, i argued to the dome bouncer to let me in only to realize i was using my school id........ so embarassing.