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  • Been there! Had to ware the same bra for a week! I hand washed it, lol don't worry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:43am
  • Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high. You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp. The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks. And, for some reason an anal thermometer. -Dave Attell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:27am
  • My roommates and I went out the night before leaving on spring break when we had to leave at 4:00am for our flight. Packed after we got back from the bar drunk. I apparently thought I was wearing nothing but bikinis and sexy bar shirts all break (we were going to Rome, and in March it's like in the 60's and there aren't any beaches). Whoops!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:04am
  • 11.13 - gratz for being irrelevant. Your example just means you are a whore. Good luck with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:16am
  • That's north Carolina for you hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:57am
  • Bravo 1:18, here's a Nobel Prize in Go Fuck Yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:45pm
  • 11:13 obviously didnt get the tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:31am
  • This is exactly why Charlotte is the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:17pm
  • This actually made me laugh out loud. It's about time we had a funny one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:08pm
  • 11:16 - YEA! thats exactly what it means. lmfao what a pathetic reason to call someone a whore. please, ask around to see the meaning of words before you throw them in a sentence trying to sound hard. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:20am
  • 12:12 is a douche. And ur mom is a dinosaur..so obviously dinosaurs and ppl DO walk the earth at the same time, ya anal bead!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:59pm
  • 11:27 hahaha. and happy thanksgiving! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Great Dave Attell reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:23am
  • who owns puff paint?? please tell me you didn't use it along with your bedazzler on your 8 sweaters!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:05am
  • 1:18-- that's if you do it SLOWLY. So fuck off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:03pm
  • You must have looked awkward in your sweaters and shorts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:07am
  • 11:13 "Hair went from Crimped --> Straight" That's something you can be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Crimping belongs in the 80's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:05pm
  • This is AWESOME. I literally laughed out loud for like 3 minutes when I read this. Wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Tfln is for the gays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Inca river stones. Check it out you brainwahed non-believer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:19pm
  • 11:13 is a 14 year old. clearly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Hahahahahahahahaha! Classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:13am
  • Can you believe the republicans are so stupid they think dinosaurs and man walked around earth at the same time. These stupid fuckers are watching the flintstones thinking their watching a documentary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Done drunk packing; didn't have shirts for the whole week

    Submitted by impooping on Mar 29, 10 at 5:36pm
  • 4:05 you made me laugh out loud. I was thinking the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Hahahaha that's what you get for not being able to control your drunk!! I can do everything but drive and talk at a normal decibel... and walking gets difficult too, But everything else, if I do it slowly enough, I can excel at. Even texting. Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:18pm
  • hahahahaha. this is fantastic. exactly how i felt this morning!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:12am
  • LOL ive had nights like this. cept for me its like: Damage Assessment: Hair went from Crimped --> Straight, My eyes wont stay open, I no longer have fake eyelashes on, and I cant keep my head up while I'm trying to puke. Alcohol <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:13am
  • (718) this totally happened to me once. I however ended up waking up on an airplane; remembering nor how I got there, finding a suitcase in baggage I didn't know I owned and having packed my Dirty sheets and bathmat. Nice job! You remembered socks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:52am
  • this is great hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:22am