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  • 87 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:43am

    Been there! Had to ware the same bra for a week! I hand washed it, lol don't worry

  • 92 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:27am

    Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high. You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp. The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks. And, for some reason an anal thermometer. -Dave Attell

  • 83 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:16am

    11.13 - gratz for being irrelevant. Your example just means you are a whore. Good luck with that.

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:57am

    That's north Carolina for you hahaha

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:04am

    My roommates and I went out the night before leaving on spring break when we had to leave at 4:00am for our flight. Packed after we got back from the bar drunk. I apparently thought I was wearing nothing but bikinis and sexy bar shirts all break (we were going to Rome, and in March it's like in the 60's and there aren't any beaches). Whoops!!

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:45pm

    Bravo 1:18, here's a Nobel Prize in Go Fuck Yourself

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:17pm

    This is exactly why Charlotte is the shit.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:08pm

    This actually made me laugh out loud. It's about time we had a funny one.

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:31am

    11:13 obviously didnt get the tfln

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:20am

    11:16 - YEA! thats exactly what it means. lmfao what a pathetic reason to call someone a whore. please, ask around to see the meaning of words before you throw them in a sentence trying to sound hard. :)

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:23am

    Great Dave Attell reference

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:23pm

    This is AWESOME. I literally laughed out loud for like 3 minutes when I read this. Wow.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:03pm

    1:18-- that's if you do it SLOWLY. So fuck off

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:59pm

    12:12 is a douche. And ur mom is a dinosaur..so obviously dinosaurs and ppl DO walk the earth at the same time, ya anal bead!!

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:13am

    Hahahahahahahahaha! Classic.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:07am

    You must have looked awkward in your sweaters and shorts!

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:05am

    who owns puff paint?? please tell me you didn't use it along with your bedazzler on your 8 sweaters!!!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:08pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 52 64
    Submitted by impooping on Mar 29, 10 at 5:36pm

    Done drunk packing; didn't have shirts for the whole week

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:18pm

    Hahahaha that's what you get for not being able to control your drunk!! I can do everything but drive and talk at a normal decibel... and walking gets difficult too, But everything else, if I do it slowly enough, I can excel at. Even texting. Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:12pm

    Can you believe the republicans are so stupid they think dinosaurs and man walked around earth at the same time. These stupid fuckers are watching the flintstones thinking their watching a documentary.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:05pm

    11:13 "Hair went from Crimped --> Straight" That's something you can be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Crimping belongs in the 80's.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:12am

    hahahahaha. this is fantastic. exactly how i felt this morning!

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:08pm

    11:13 is a 14 year old. clearly.

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:49pm

    11:27 hahaha. and happy thanksgiving! lol

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:31pm

    4:05 you made me laugh out loud. I was thinking the same thing.

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:19pm

    Inca river stones. Check it out you brainwahed non-believer.

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:52am

    (718) this totally happened to me once. I however ended up waking up on an airplane; remembering nor how I got there, finding a suitcase in baggage I didn't know I owned and having packed my Dirty sheets and bathmat. Nice job! You remembered socks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:22am

    this is great hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:13am

    LOL ive had nights like this. cept for me its like: Damage Assessment: Hair went from Crimped --> Straight, My eyes wont stay open, I no longer have fake eyelashes on, and I cant keep my head up while I'm trying to puke. Alcohol <3