Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high. You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp. The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks. And, for some reason an anal thermometer.
Been there! Had to ware the same bra for a week! I hand washed it, lol don't worry
My roommates and I went out the night before leaving on spring break when we had to leave at 4:00am for our flight. Packed after we got back from the bar drunk. I apparently thought I was wearing nothing but bikinis and sexy bar shirts all break (we were going to Rome, and in March it's like in the 60's and there aren't any beaches). Whoops!!
11.13 - gratz for being irrelevant. Your example just means you are a whore. Good luck with that.
That's north Carolina for you hahaha
Bravo 1:18, here's a Nobel Prize in Go Fuck Yourself
11:13 obviously didnt get the tfln
This is exactly why Charlotte is the shit.
This actually made me laugh out loud. It's about time we had a funny one.
11:27 hahaha. and happy thanksgiving! lol
12:12 is a douche. And ur mom is a dinosaur..so obviously dinosaurs and ppl DO walk the earth at the same time, ya anal bead!!
11:16 - YEA! thats exactly what it means. lmfao what a pathetic reason to call someone a whore. please, ask around to see the meaning of words before you throw them in a sentence trying to sound hard. :)
You must have looked awkward in your sweaters and shorts!
Inca river stones. Check it out you brainwahed non-believer.
Great Dave Attell reference
This is AWESOME. I literally laughed out loud for like 3 minutes when I read this. Wow.
who owns puff paint?? please tell me you didn't use it along with your bedazzler on your 8 sweaters!!!
11:13 "Hair went from Crimped --> Straight" That's something you can be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Crimping belongs in the 80's.
Tfln is for the gays
1:18-- that's if you do it SLOWLY. So fuck off
11:13 is a 14 year old. clearly.
Can you believe the republicans are so stupid they think dinosaurs and man walked around earth at the same time. These stupid fuckers are watching the flintstones thinking their watching a documentary.
4:05 you made me laugh out loud. I was thinking the same thing.
Done drunk packing; didn't have shirts for the whole week
Hahahaha that's what you get for not being able to control your drunk!!
I can do everything but drive and talk at a normal decibel... and walking gets difficult too, But everything else, if I do it slowly enough, I can excel at. Even texting. Hahaha
hahahahaha. this is fantastic. exactly how i felt this morning!
(718) this totally happened to me once. I however ended up waking up on an airplane; remembering nor how I got there, finding a suitcase in baggage I didn't know I owned and having packed my Dirty sheets and bathmat. Nice job! You remembered socks!
LOL ive had nights like this. cept for me its like:
Damage Assessment: Hair went from Crimped --> Straight, My eyes wont stay open, I no longer have fake eyelashes on, and I cant keep my head up while I'm trying to puke.
this is great hahahaha