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  • 90 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:14pm

    real college would be "just took a ritalin with my ramen broth"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:36am

    Ugh, I swear on the baby Elvis if I see someone text someone else something random and say "explicative college" on this damn site, im done with it, it's turned in to 4 distinct catagories of failure- college rules, twilight blows, something abortion, sympathy for childhood nostalgia, we get it now go do something worth noting and try texting something funny for once people

  • 93 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:25pm

    way to be.that's the only way to do it

  • 90 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:22pm

    Lame not funny and fuck ramen what does that h e to do with college?!?!

  • 87 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 8:30am

    Hey 5:51 SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:17pm

    I wanna go to college for the rest of my life.

  • 83 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:22am

    ibuprofen isn't even that hard of a drug. Would have been funny if OP said vicodin or something.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:50am

    Really. This is just fucking stupid.

  • 85 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:47am

    Well then college has failed you, it's called water and you can get it anywhere in America.

  • 80 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:39am

    This has absolutely NOTHING to do with being in college. Most people in college would drink tap water, not their nasty fucking ramen noodle broth.

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:47am

    I don't get it. Where's Jeff when you need him?

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:47am

    Ramen Noodle Broth! Hell yeah! Livin it up are we? xD

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:26pm

    If you have broth, you have water.

  • 84 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:58am

    Am I the only person that calls it school? I never say I have to go to college today. It's freakin school people

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:18am

    Hahah I probably would of done that. I ate so much ramen in college, I can't even think of eating it now

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:30pm

    is anyone else getting pissed at 10:50's soviet Russia shit that is posted on about every new tfln today?

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:26am

    10:15 how could you laugh at this??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:06pm

    Screw college. College this, college that. Look at me I'm so cool I'm in COLLEGE!!

  • 81 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:13pm

    really..another 'college' text no one fucking does this, except OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:50am

    In soviet russia ramen noodles r used as brick because thats all they can affored

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:09am

    Go 836! The sad thing is the mods only put this bullshit up. Me and my friends have submitted prolly over ten truly witty and clever texts, but because it was not about being stoned, plan b, beer pong or an STD it did not get posted. They must be simple minded college kids themselves.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:15am

    I've posted myself. Some of which I've thought to be trully better than this right here. But I can also really see myself takeing ibprofen and chaseing it with ramen broth. That's also fucking disgusting, this is why it's funny. This may be fucking retarted, but I can't help but admit I did laugh...

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:51am

    In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia shit hates YOU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:37pm

    Freakin ramen, nvr will look at it again, hence throwing it up