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  • Ugh, I swear on the baby Elvis if I see someone text someone else something random and say "explicative college" on this damn site, im done with it, it's turned in to 4 distinct catagories of failure- college rules, twilight blows, something abortion, sympathy for childhood nostalgia, we get it now go do something worth noting and try texting something funny for once people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:36am
  • real college would be "just took a ritalin with my ramen broth"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Hey 5:51 SHUT THE FUCK UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 8:30am
  • I wanna go to college for the rest of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:17pm
  • way to be.that's the only way to do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:25pm
  • really..another 'college' text no one fucking does this, except OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:13pm
  • ibuprofen isn't even that hard of a drug. Would have been funny if OP said vicodin or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:22am
  • Lame not funny and fuck ramen what does that h e to do with college?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Well then college has failed you, it's called water and you can get it anywhere in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:47am
  • Ramen Noodle Broth! Hell yeah! Livin it up are we? xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:47am
  • Really. This is just fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:50am
  • If you have broth, you have water.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Hahah I probably would of done that. I ate so much ramen in college, I can't even think of eating it now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:18am
  • 10:15 how could you laugh at this??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:26am
  • I don't get it. Where's Jeff when you need him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:47am
  • This has absolutely NOTHING to do with being in college. Most people in college would drink tap water, not their nasty fucking ramen noodle broth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:39am
  • In soviet russia ramen noodles r used as brick because thats all they can affored

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:50am
  • Am I the only person that calls it school? I never say I have to go to college today. It's freakin school people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:58am
  • is anyone else getting pissed at 10:50's soviet Russia shit that is posted on about every new tfln today?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:30pm
  • Screw college. College this, college that. Look at me I'm so cool I'm in COLLEGE!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Go 836! The sad thing is the mods only put this bullshit up. Me and my friends have submitted prolly over ten truly witty and clever texts, but because it was not about being stoned, plan b, beer pong or an STD it did not get posted. They must be simple minded college kids themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:09am
  • I've posted myself. Some of which I've thought to be trully better than this right here. But I can also really see myself takeing ibprofen and chaseing it with ramen broth. That's also fucking disgusting, this is why it's funny. This may be fucking retarted, but I can't help but admit I did laugh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:15am
  • In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia shit hates YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:51am
  • Freakin ramen, nvr will look at it again, hence throwing it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:37pm