People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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