Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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