Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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Being a guy, so I wouldn't really know and should just butt out... Anyway, wouldn't that make your uterus like pulse or something? See, I told you I didn't know... I am soooo out of here...
Children are waaaay overrated
@CrazyManNo9 not everyone is cut out to be a parent...and all it takes to disillusion some people about how "cute" kids are in real life, is to spend some time with them.