Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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Lol she's a snow leopard
ECK. I'm 7 years older than my husband ( guess technically i'm a cougar?), but dude mashed potato face/body? At least the BJ would be good--no worries about the teeth.
That's right you are my first bitch. This is gross, but hey in a pinch granny puss will do.
The US just lost the olympics.... another Obama Failure
Probably cuz you look like someone who'd give it up for anyone.
Mashed potatoes are warm
I laughed out loud in public too! Hilarious description!!!
Probably an dude looking to score with a kid. Fucking pervert.
Old wrinkly ladies are so sexy. Especially when they have money. Amen to those cougars.
In response to 1:20 FUCK CANADA!!!! Bitch
Fucking hit it anyway!!!
this text has nothing to do with obama or the olumpics.....its about mashed potatoes that came alive and formed a lady....damn pay attention people!
1:57, my sentiments exactly! this is no time to be mixing mash potato people and the Obamas together!
this was definitely on fml. real original.
So what you're saying is she's not exactly a GILF...
3:12, good call, that must be the case!
Hahahahahaha how unfortunate
ahhhahahahhaa one of the funniest in a while
You hit it too huh? You're a fucking tard. They should have a dateline special for assholes who fuck senile women. Btw you're a douchebag
12:27 I like the way u think ;-)... The glass is half full
How is this obama's failure? The world hates America because of the way bush ran the country.
Turkey Vulture. To old to hunt but still likes the prey.