Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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