what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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