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  • 74 59
    Submitted by buttscratcher on Mar 12, 10 at 10:05pm

    Oh, Long Island..

  • 60 51
    Submitted by hph1979 on Mar 12, 10 at 3:59pm

    TrafgghgaFhkjgashhhhdafy

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Skilled_Impulse on Mar 12, 10 at 3:54pm

    Fuck you soviet Russia prick. That shit is so old and was NEVER funny.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by suckahmyangie on Mar 13, 10 at 12:07am

    Yeaahhh long islanndd

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 6:51pm

    Lol

  • 67 67
    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Mar 12, 10 at 6:53pm

    I disagree with 631. Sounds like a damn good morning and life to me...sans the vomiting, of course.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by miteym24 on Mar 12, 10 at 3:30pm

    Hell yea for long island

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Dave on Mar 13, 10 at 12:37am

    Yeah uh..lets look back a few texts that starts with "i did my dad and..." and tell me this isnt the same thing. BOO!

  • 52 57
    Submitted by sinistar on Mar 14, 10 at 11:09am

    different strokes for different folks

  • 59 71
    Submitted by kickassxoxoxo94 on Mar 13, 10 at 3:07am

    Soviet Russia your just fucking annoying

  • 57 72
    Submitted by horsegurl on Mar 12, 10 at 7:09pm

    Isn't 516 Toronto??

  • 56 74
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 9:54pm

    The great American dream. My personal dream too

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 9:46pm

    416 is Toronto

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:06pm

    In soviet Russia Americans suck, just like they do everywhere else

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 8:09am

    sufdolk baybayyyy

  • 50 78
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 12, 10 at 11:29pm

    In soviet Russia we lick vomit from hairy armpits. Yahh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:06pm

    Americans suck everyones dick

    • 49 62
      Submitted by Jess3Gurl on Mar 12, 10 at 9:24pm

      Ya know i remember this one time me and my friends went to the beach. there were some russian cats sitting around a bonfire so we joined em. Then one had to say some stupid shit and ended up getting a 40 to the head. We left while he continued to bleed. True story. So if i had one, you could go ahead N suck on this dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:05pm

    Just like another stupid American

  • 26 40
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 23, 12 at 1:34pm

    COMMAS, PLEASE!