Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
A+ Viking dick
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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