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The beers last night were like the tears from god
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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