Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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