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  • 12:51. It's the achohal in the blood level. A .08 is illegal to drive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Seriously laughed out loud in front of lots of people who now think I'm crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Saying that you ate poppy seeds is a valid excuse for failing a drug test. Same shit in weed, it shows up on a test. This is fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:08pm
  • That's right, I said it.. ni-double g-er filthy diseased animals..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:50am
  • 12:19 stfu. It's funny. Go die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:30pm
  • i dont get whats so funny about this. whats so funny about poppy seeds???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:55pm
  • 11:51 - you are an idiot. Those aren't poppy seeds. Those are sesame seeds. Now if only he were testing you for opiates. I love this TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I passed a drugtest that they give you to get a job that way. Lol.

    Submitted by menda on Mar 26, 10 at 1:03pm
  • 3:02 no one said anything about weed at all.. I figured everyone here knew poppy seeds were an excuse for opium.. if I ever here someone try to link them to weed ill smack 'em

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Smart one.

    Submitted by xxtesslcxx on Jul 18, 10 at 8:52pm
  • Hahaha 3:54. love Its Always Sunny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:07pm
  • This is so funny I explanied it to my 10 year old brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:34pm
  • go soviet russia guys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:56am
  • Hahahahahahahah that's amazing...I love it. Oh and btw that's for marijuana tests

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:42am
  • 259/250 aka the same fool. If you want to say niffet you might as well grow some balls and say it outright otherwise your just a pussy racist. Take that shit elsewhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:48am
  • In Soviet Russia cop BLOWS you!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:52pm
  • How exactly were you blackout drunk if you only blew a .08?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:59am
  • That's a realy good idea if your just buzzed. But if you were flopping all over the place don't waste your breath.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Wildcard Bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:54am
  • Hahahahahhaha love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:27am
  • 12:19 - blow ass cheeks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Actually, poppy seeds will show up as a product of opiate use for a drug test, not weed. But I laughed all the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:02pm
  • .08??? I'm British so I don't know all of thus American slang lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Who said anything about driving? Pedestrians get breathalized all the time for public intox. Especially around bars and in bigger cities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:00pm
  • I almost laughed, and then I realized this was a "You did this.." formula text, which are typically made up, and then thought about the fact the text receiver was being reminded what they did last night... while having a 0.08. Hmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:25pm
  • 4:21 - I was seriously just about to post that. That obviously makes this tfln fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Hahaahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Yep, stupid Ni-double g-er

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:49am
  • So you're saying dont eat a Whopper before driving? Or is it a Big Mac?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:51am
  • i don't get it....

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Jun 6, 10 at 6:44pm
  • either i dont get it or its not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:15am
  • if they only blew a .08 they obviously werent drunk enough to black out, so why would you text the person and tell them that they said that if they were capable of remembering?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:21pm
  • This is fantastic. I've had my share of dumb cop moments. Once asked a cop if he could drive me to my dealers house bc my car broke down.. You gotta love stoner mouth eh? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:51am
  • Best text on here in idk how long. I haven't laughed yet at anything on here today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:59pm