you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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12:51. It's the achohal in the blood level. A .08 is illegal to drive.
Seriously laughed out loud in front of lots of people who now think I'm crazy
Saying that you ate poppy seeds is a valid excuse for failing a drug test.
Same shit in weed, it shows up on a test.
This is fucking hilarious.
i dont get whats so funny about this. whats so funny about poppy seeds???
That's right, I said it.. ni-double g-er filthy diseased animals..
I passed a drugtest that they give you to get a job that way. Lol.
11:51 - you are an idiot. Those aren't poppy seeds. Those are sesame seeds. Now if only he were testing you for opiates. I love this TFLN.
3:02 no one said anything about weed at all.. I figured everyone here knew poppy seeds were an excuse for opium.. if I ever here someone try to link them to weed ill smack 'em
12:19 stfu. It's funny. Go die
Hahaha 3:54. love Its Always Sunny
This is so funny I explanied it to my 10 year old brother
go soviet russia guys!
Hahahahahahahah that's amazing...I love it. Oh and btw that's for marijuana tests
259/250 aka the same fool. If you want to say niffet you might as well grow some balls and say it outright otherwise your just a pussy racist. Take that shit elsewhere.
In Soviet Russia cop BLOWS you!!!
How exactly were you blackout drunk if you only blew a .08?
That's a realy good idea if your just buzzed. But if you were flopping all over the place don't waste your breath.
12:19 - blow ass cheeks
Actually, poppy seeds will show up as a product of opiate use for a drug test, not weed. But I laughed all the same.
Hahahahahhaha love it
.08??? I'm British so I don't know all of thus American slang lol
Who said anything about driving? Pedestrians get breathalized all the time for public intox. Especially around bars and in bigger cities.
I almost laughed, and then I realized this was a "You did this.." formula text, which are typically made up, and then thought about the fact the text receiver was being reminded what they did last night... while having a 0.08.
4:21 - I was seriously just about to post that. That obviously makes this tfln fake.
Yep, stupid Ni-double g-er
So you're saying dont eat a Whopper before driving? Or is it a Big Mac?
i don't get it....
either i dont get it or its not funny
if they only blew a .08 they obviously werent drunk enough to black out, so why would you text the person and tell them that they said that if they were capable of remembering?
This is fantastic. I've had my share of dumb cop moments. Once asked a cop if he could drive me to my dealers house bc my car broke down.. You gotta love stoner mouth eh? Haha
Best text on here in idk how long. I haven't laughed yet at anything on here today.