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  • 93 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:57pm

    12:51. It's the achohal in the blood level. A .08 is illegal to drive.

  • 87 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:39pm

    3:02 no one said anything about weed at all.. I figured everyone here knew poppy seeds were an excuse for opium.. if I ever here someone try to link them to weed ill smack 'em

  • 74 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:07pm

    Hahaha 3:54. love Its Always Sunny

  • 81 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:30pm

    12:19 stfu. It's funny. Go die

  • 88 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:12pm

    Seriously laughed out loud in front of lots of people who now think I'm crazy

  • 81 72
    Submitted by menda on Mar 26, 10 at 1:03pm

    I passed a drugtest that they give you to get a job that way. Lol.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:55pm

    i dont get whats so funny about this. whats so funny about poppy seeds???

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:08pm

    Saying that you ate poppy seeds is a valid excuse for failing a drug test. Same shit in weed, it shows up on a test. This is fucking hilarious.

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:51pm

    .08??? I'm British so I don't know all of thus American slang lol

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:50am

    That's right, I said it.. ni-double g-er filthy diseased animals..

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:31pm

    That's a realy good idea if your just buzzed. But if you were flopping all over the place don't waste your breath.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:52pm

    In Soviet Russia cop BLOWS you!!!

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:34pm

    This is so funny I explanied it to my 10 year old brother

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:54am

    Wildcard Bitches

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:02pm

    Actually, poppy seeds will show up as a product of opiate use for a drug test, not weed. But I laughed all the same.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:42am

    Hahahahahahahah that's amazing...I love it. Oh and btw that's for marijuana tests

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:48am

    259/250 aka the same fool. If you want to say niffet you might as well grow some balls and say it outright otherwise your just a pussy racist. Take that shit elsewhere.

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:59am

    How exactly were you blackout drunk if you only blew a .08?

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:58pm

    11:51 - you are an idiot. Those aren't poppy seeds. Those are sesame seeds. Now if only he were testing you for opiates. I love this TFLN.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:40pm

    4:21 - I was seriously just about to post that. That obviously makes this tfln fake.

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:31pm

    12:19 - blow ass cheeks

  • 54 62
    Submitted by xxtesslcxx on Jul 18, 10 at 8:52pm

    Smart one.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:25pm

    I almost laughed, and then I realized this was a "You did this.." formula text, which are typically made up, and then thought about the fact the text receiver was being reminded what they did last night... while having a 0.08. Hmmmm

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:49am

    Yep, stupid Ni-double g-er

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:04pm

    Hahaahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaa

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:27am

    Hahahahahhaha love it

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:56am

    go soviet russia guys!

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:00pm

    Who said anything about driving? Pedestrians get breathalized all the time for public intox. Especially around bars and in bigger cities.

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:51am

    So you're saying dont eat a Whopper before driving? Or is it a Big Mac?

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:51am

    This is fantastic. I've had my share of dumb cop moments. Once asked a cop if he could drive me to my dealers house bc my car broke down.. You gotta love stoner mouth eh? Haha

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:59pm

    Best text on here in idk how long. I haven't laughed yet at anything on here today.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Jun 6, 10 at 6:44pm

    i don't get it....

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:21pm

    if they only blew a .08 they obviously werent drunk enough to black out, so why would you text the person and tell them that they said that if they were capable of remembering?

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:15am

    either i dont get it or its not funny