why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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