I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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this one is soo lame, I actually heard this one from my science teacher my junior year of high school.
big tone you probably couldn't last 3 minutes
how do you not know how many inches you're going to get if you already slept with him?
my shit is 3 inches.. from the ground
those asking "how do you not know how much length you're getting" are most likely virgins. it means at times her boyfriend/fuck buddy might want to stick his entire length in her, or maybe half, or sometimes just the head. there are plenty of boys with different style.
so this guy's dick changes length randomly? Cute post but 100% fake
Just because this person used the phrase doesn't mean she's trying to take credit for it. Get a grip ya'll!
Really? A man with a magical penis that changes length? You're not into that? This joke is really funnier in the original form you stole it from when it's about men in general, not your boyfriend.
Gimme a fucking break. That saying came out in the '80s. Don't even start trying to take credit for it
THIS IS SO OLD! WHO IS APPROVING THESE? SHIT HASNT BEEN FUNNY 4 AWHILE.
Boring. (Big Tone rides again)
Wow u need a new boyfriend .
I offer a 3 minute limited warranty! (from the desk of big tone)
11:29, are you sure you're not the virgin?
bigtone licks balls
Thats from the iLaugh app.
baby ill get school cancelled for a week
A guys dick changes size based on the amount of blood in it at that time. Sometimes it can be huge hanging there and others it can be tiny. Anybody that doesnt know that is either an unexperienced girl or a guiy whose dick is to small to notice any change
Sometimes men dong get as hard as they always do so chill ppl it's not actually disapearing but it does change.
Boner length can also vary from night to night, anyway. Dude could be too drunk to get it all the way up one night, having a raging hard-on the next night and by tryin' to RAM disk his 3 1/2" floppy on Tuesday.
heard this....very old joke
LOL thanks this made my night
yall need 2 quit hating... its still funny as hell.
HAHAHAHA, that's some good shiiiiit (;
Stolen quote, not cool.
So, in other words, he's normal?
I used to have a T-shirt that said basically the same thing.
Except it was
"Cowboys and Snow storms, you never know..." etcetc
Not original. Even almost.
11:29 is just trying to sound smart.
Borrrrrrriiiiinnnggggg....... !!!!!! ( big tone passes out)
Someone's manhood just died quietly somewhere.
This was soo genius!
Funniest thing I've heard all week! So true, for ALL guys. :)
Fake sucks stop posting
Cum in the butt. Leave a little to spackle the crack in her ass.