shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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