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  • Why don't these people put down a towel or go at it in his lap? seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:17am
  • 11:49 shut upppppp if u don't like tfln then quit getting on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Dude if you can't even spell I'm pretty sure your not having sex...unless it's with a dog or some beach bum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Yeah... stop wishing that you DID have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:06pm
  • @12:52 sorry I had just woken up. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:55pm
  • I think that would be the worst kind of pain, FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Well at least the scouring power of sand was not peed out. That hurts...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:02am
  • He wanted me to put a strap-on on and that shit was fucked up, so sand was my next best option ~Intoxicunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Stupid as fuck... Either this is made up it some retard thinks that sex means shoving as much sand as possible up the ass... Either way TFLN is failing yet again... Too Many more of these and the app gets a 1 star from about 40 people I kniw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:49am
  • anal sex on the beach?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:50am
  • Shitting Egypt are You?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:03am
  • and now we know why sand is used on sand paper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:03am
  • Give her the screaming seagull!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:28pm
  • 12:42 - In that case, YOU'RE not having sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:39pm
  • I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:53pm
  • just took a piss and it was mostly blood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:46am
  • It's hyperbole, people. I live in Mendocino and my ex and I had sex on the beach all the time because our parents never gave us any privacy. If you're doing it right, when you sit on the toilet before taking a shower, it's like a sandstorm, and anything that sticks around the asshole sometimes sticks to the poo. It happens. Get over yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:17pm