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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:17am

    Why don't these people put down a towel or go at it in his lap? seriously.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:02pm

    I think that would be the worst kind of pain, FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:24pm

    11:49 shut upppppp if u don't like tfln then quit getting on it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:55pm

    @12:52 sorry I had just woken up. Lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:06pm

    Yeah... stop wishing that you DID have sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:49am

    Stupid as fuck... Either this is made up it some retard thinks that sex means shoving as much sand as possible up the ass... Either way TFLN is failing yet again... Too Many more of these and the app gets a 1 star from about 40 people I kniw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:02am

    Well at least the scouring power of sand was not peed out. That hurts...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:39pm

    He wanted me to put a strap-on on and that shit was fucked up, so sand was my next best option ~Intoxicunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:42pm

    Dude if you can't even spell I'm pretty sure your not having sex...unless it's with a dog or some beach bum.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:28pm

    Give her the screaming seagull!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:03am

    and now we know why sand is used on sand paper

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:03am

    Shitting Egypt are You?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:50am

    anal sex on the beach?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:39pm

    12:42 - In that case, YOU'RE not having sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:17pm

    It's hyperbole, people. I live in Mendocino and my ex and I had sex on the beach all the time because our parents never gave us any privacy. If you're doing it right, when you sit on the toilet before taking a shower, it's like a sandstorm, and anything that sticks around the asshole sometimes sticks to the poo. It happens. Get over yourselves.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:53pm

    I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:46am

    just took a piss and it was mostly blood