Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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Why don't these people put down a towel or go at it in his lap? seriously.
11:49 shut upppppp if u don't like tfln then quit getting on it
Dude if you can't even spell I'm pretty sure your not having sex...unless it's with a dog or some beach bum.
Yeah... stop wishing that you DID have sex.
@12:52 sorry I had just woken up. Lol.
I think that would be the worst kind of pain, FAIL
Well at least the scouring power of sand was not peed out. That hurts...
He wanted me to put a strap-on on and that shit was fucked up, so sand was my next best option
Stupid as fuck... Either this is made up it some retard thinks that sex means shoving as much sand as possible up the ass...
Either way TFLN is failing yet again...
Too Many more of these and the app gets a 1 star from about 40 people I kniw
anal sex on the beach?
and now we know why sand is used on sand paper
Shitting Egypt are
Give her the screaming seagull!
12:42 - In that case, YOU'RE not having sex.
I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.
just took a piss and it was mostly blood
It's hyperbole, people.
I live in Mendocino and my ex and I had sex on the beach all the time because our parents never gave us any privacy. If you're doing it right, when you sit on the toilet before taking a shower, it's like a sandstorm, and anything that sticks around the asshole sometimes sticks to the poo. It happens. Get over yourselves.