Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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