so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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