what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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