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  • Not a bad idea... drunkenness does not equal consent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:22pm
  • I'm going with the 'this is fake' line of thinking. But it's true that an intoxicated person cannot give informed consent, so I guess there is a legitimate reason to breathalyze conquests pre-fucking...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:14pm
  • wow hes a keeper...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Good for him. He knows the law.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Dude smart move. You can never be too careful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:20pm
  • is this about raffi sweet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:12pm
  • he's a smart man. i wouldn't want a girl puking all over me either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 4:44 Stop picking up drunk girls then. Oh wait, you need that alcohol impaired judgement to get laid, don't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Hey 6:55 what's your number? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:22pm
  • And yet, you still fucked him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:26pm
  • And the result of the test was, FAKE! Get a life OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:09pm
  • 1) Why assume OP is a girl? This could be two homos. . . 2) Breathalyzers aren't that expensive, they're easily purchased online (apparently $50)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:56pm
  • He wanted to be sure you were sober enough to remember it. If it were me, you'd remember it, sober, drunk, high, whatever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:55pm
  • People learn the law voluntary consumption of alcohol or drugs causes strict liability in which the aforementioned status can't be not be used as a nullifier to consent. Basically if the person willingly drinks and is of a reasonable intoxication( not blacked out) then consent can be given. Look what happens when you sign a contract when drunk(ie Vegas marriages) THEY ARE STILL LEGALLY BINDING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:38am
  • I bet the guy was really ugly, and he was about to nail a hot girl, so he wanted to make sure she was sober and not just a drunken whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Maybe it was to make sure she was drunk *enough*... Get too low a BAL score and she has to do a shot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Wow... That's no fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:29am
  • this is a stupid text. end of story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Bradley, you're a cunT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:17pm
  • 7:58 THANK YOU.... finally, fuck.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:35pm
  • Haha reminds me of tht one night Drunk girl: do you have a condom? Me: uhhhhh no! Drunk girls friend: did she give you head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:16am
  • 4:54 - you are a fucking riot! Not only a riot, but delusional as well!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:42pm
  • yeah so you couldn't blame the reason on your carlessness with alcohol. "i was drunk!" "actually...you weren't."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Sounds like you GOT SOME! YEAH! -Bradley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:53pm
  • it means he gave her a mint for that stankin' ass breath.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:28pm
  • hey 7:04. wtf are you talking about. Thanks for the incorehent input.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:19pm
  • He just wanted you would fell it in the morning if he didn't it probably would of hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:04pm
  • Well...that was recorded and now his Supervisor knows he screwed you too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:57pm
  • This is fucking stupid, and probably fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:54pm
  • did he have you blow on a fat pink tube?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Still figuring out, how to stay like this forever Still figuring out, today, today yeah Just cruising around, knowing that we will never Go our separate waaaayyys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I bet it was just part of the playful banter pre-foreplay and that he just wanted to see her suck/blow (depending on the model) on something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Good guy.

    Submitted by frylok on Sep 4, 10 at 11:45pm
  • umm... that wasn't a breathalyzer. virgins...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:58pm
  • 5:29: Google "breathalyzer". Presto! Although if you couldn't find one on your own, you probably shouldn't have one. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:57pm
  • This was on here before, and it wasn't funny the first time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Can't blame him for protecting himself. But you're stupid for still fucking him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:58pm
  • um why are you making fun of him? this is actually a good idea and more men should do it, otherwise she can say she was raped if she changes her mind or is embarrassed...so note to guys: breathalyzer, then condom and you're ready to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:33pm
  • If the OP is a man is he still a whore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Possibly a mood-killer, but a very sensibly idea.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 27, 13 at 3:18am
  • Fuck that shit. I'll stick to roofies and no-lube anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:50am
  • give me a cock and I'm ready to blow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:46pm
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