he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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Not a bad idea... drunkenness does not equal consent.
wow hes a keeper...
I'm going with the 'this is fake' line of thinking. But it's true that an intoxicated person cannot give informed consent, so I guess there is a legitimate reason to breathalyze conquests pre-fucking...
Good for him. He knows the law.
is this about raffi sweet
Dude smart move. You can never be too careful
4:44 Stop picking up drunk girls then. Oh wait, you need that alcohol impaired judgement to get laid, don't you?
he's a smart man. i wouldn't want a girl puking all over me either
And yet, you still fucked him.
And the result of the test was, FAKE! Get a life OP
Hey 6:55 what's your number? Lol
He wanted to be sure you were sober enough to remember it. If it were me, you'd remember it, sober, drunk, high, whatever.
People learn the law voluntary consumption of alcohol or drugs causes strict liability in which the aforementioned status can't be not be used as a nullifier to consent. Basically if the person willingly drinks and is of a reasonable intoxication( not blacked out) then consent can be given. Look what happens when you sign a contract when drunk(ie Vegas marriages) THEY ARE STILL LEGALLY BINDING
1) Why assume OP is a girl? This could be two homos. . .
2) Breathalyzers aren't that expensive, they're easily purchased online (apparently $50)
I bet the guy was really ugly, and he was about to nail a hot girl,
so he wanted to make sure she was sober and not just a drunken whore
Maybe it was to make sure she was drunk *enough*... Get too low a BAL score and she has to do a shot.
Bradley, you're a cunT
this is a stupid text. end of story
Wow... That's no fun
4:54 - you are a fucking riot! Not only a riot, but delusional as well!
Haha reminds me of tht one night
Drunk girl: do you have a condom?
Me: uhhhhh no!
Drunk girls friend: did she give you head?
7:58 THANK YOU.... finally, fuck.....
Sounds like you GOT SOME! YEAH!
Well...that was recorded and now his Supervisor knows he screwed you too.
yeah so you couldn't blame the reason on your carlessness with alcohol. "i was drunk!"
hey 7:04. wtf are you talking about. Thanks for the incorehent input.
it means he gave her a mint for that stankin' ass breath.
Still figuring out, how to stay like this forever
Still figuring out, today, today yeah
Just cruising around, knowing that we will never
Go our separate waaaayyys
He just wanted you would fell it in the morning if he didn't it probably would of hurt.
This is fucking stupid, and probably fake.
umm... that wasn't a breathalyzer. virgins...
did he have you blow on a fat pink tube?
This was on here before, and it wasn't funny the first time.
I bet it was just part of the playful banter pre-foreplay and that he just wanted to see her suck/blow (depending on the model) on something
5:29: Google "breathalyzer". Presto! Although if you couldn't find one on your own, you probably shouldn't have one. . .
If the OP is a man is he still a whore?
Can't blame him for protecting himself. But you're stupid for still fucking him.
Possibly a mood-killer, but a very sensibly idea.
um why are you making fun of him? this is actually a good idea and more men should do it, otherwise she can say she was raped if she changes her mind or is embarrassed...so note to guys: breathalyzer, then condom and you're ready to go!
Fuck that shit. I'll stick to roofies and no-lube anal.
give me a cock and I'm ready to blow.