he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Not a bad idea... drunkenness does not equal consent.
I'm going with the 'this is fake' line of thinking. But it's true that an intoxicated person cannot give informed consent, so I guess there is a legitimate reason to breathalyze conquests pre-fucking...
wow hes a keeper...
is this about raffi sweet
4:44 Stop picking up drunk girls then. Oh wait, you need that alcohol impaired judgement to get laid, don't you?
he's a smart man. i wouldn't want a girl puking all over me either
Good for him. He knows the law.
And yet, you still fucked him.
People learn the law voluntary consumption of alcohol or drugs causes strict liability in which the aforementioned status can't be not be used as a nullifier to consent. Basically if the person willingly drinks and is of a reasonable intoxication( not blacked out) then consent can be given. Look what happens when you sign a contract when drunk(ie Vegas marriages) THEY ARE STILL LEGALLY BINDING
Dude smart move. You can never be too careful
And the result of the test was, FAKE! Get a life OP
Hey 6:55 what's your number? Lol
Bradley, you're a cunT
Maybe it was to make sure she was drunk *enough*... Get too low a BAL score and she has to do a shot.
He wanted to be sure you were sober enough to remember it. If it were me, you'd remember it, sober, drunk, high, whatever.
I bet the guy was really ugly, and he was about to nail a hot girl,
so he wanted to make sure she was sober and not just a drunken whore
1) Why assume OP is a girl? This could be two homos. . .
2) Breathalyzers aren't that expensive, they're easily purchased online (apparently $50)
this is a stupid text. end of story
Wow... That's no fun
Well...that was recorded and now his Supervisor knows he screwed you too.
4:54 - you are a fucking riot! Not only a riot, but delusional as well!
Sounds like you GOT SOME! YEAH!
Still figuring out, how to stay like this forever
Still figuring out, today, today yeah
Just cruising around, knowing that we will never
Go our separate waaaayyys
Haha reminds me of tht one night
Drunk girl: do you have a condom?
Me: uhhhhh no!
Drunk girls friend: did she give you head?
umm... that wasn't a breathalyzer. virgins...
hey 7:04. wtf are you talking about. Thanks for the incorehent input.
7:58 THANK YOU.... finally, fuck.....
He just wanted you would fell it in the morning if he didn't it probably would of hurt.
yeah so you couldn't blame the reason on your carlessness with alcohol. "i was drunk!"
This is fucking stupid, and probably fake.
it means he gave her a mint for that stankin' ass breath.
did he have you blow on a fat pink tube?
If the OP is a man is he still a whore?
Possibly a mood-killer, but a very sensibly idea.
This was on here before, and it wasn't funny the first time.
Can't blame him for protecting himself. But you're stupid for still fucking him.
I bet it was just part of the playful banter pre-foreplay and that he just wanted to see her suck/blow (depending on the model) on something
5:29: Google "breathalyzer". Presto! Although if you couldn't find one on your own, you probably shouldn't have one. . .
um why are you making fun of him? this is actually a good idea and more men should do it, otherwise she can say she was raped if she changes her mind or is embarrassed...so note to guys: breathalyzer, then condom and you're ready to go!
Fuck that shit. I'll stick to roofies and no-lube anal.
give me a cock and I'm ready to blow.