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  • Yes, you did 12:45 but I loved you first so no need to be down. Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:47pm
  • likes whiskey, likes spanish porn. i like his style!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:09pm
  • That's Quacktastic!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:54pm
  • EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Omg I died laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:27pm
  • 3:11 is really cool guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:55pm
  • I'd say about 90% 12:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:27pm
  • I like to imagine Jesus in one of those tuxedo tshirts, because it says I wanna be formal but I'm also here to party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Yayyy skook : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:09am
  • Yeah, Jeff, you're loosing your spunk! Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:07pm
  • I don't get this one. Is it funny because he was in the recliner, or because he didn't want to be judged? -Jerf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:29pm
  • uh... Can't we just feast on you dick? I would be tastier that way. Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:42pm
  • These pretzels... they are... they are....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:24pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Didnt you realise his mom had just passed you callous fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:38pm
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't drink whiskey out of the bottle and watch Spanish porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:23pm
  • No, I want Jeff. Jeff, put your long hard dick inside MY tight pussy right now. (moans and touches herself) Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:55pm
  • This is on both best nights and worse nights as # 3...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:41am
  • For halloween, I would go as a pretzel, but then I'd have to eat myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:04pm
  • I wonder how many of these texts are just fabricated to initiate lulz. -Darth Vader

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because dressing up and drinking is something you would do for a Halloween party but he didn't even go to one! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:03pm
  • 2:26 I think you're taking it a little too seriously cause this Jeff person is being sarcastic idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Now I'm actually curious. Jesus, sandalled hippy or Jesus the pedorass? One is awesome, the other is creepy, but still awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:49pm
  • This is amazingly genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Jon this was made for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:48pm
  • this just sounds like a normal tuesday night to me.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 12:35 is a douchenozzle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:41pm
  • lolololol thats me predrinking for halloween....XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Then whats a 'chunt'?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Patrick- I want you, like you want Jeff -kev

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:23pm
  • 12:40: a chunt is a Chinese cunt. Duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Jeff seriously put your cock inside me now!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:48pm
  • No shit, Jeff. Way to fucking state the obv.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:06pm
  • All I can say is lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Only Americans would turn something like Halloween into a reason to dress like sluts and drink a week in advance Halloween is for kids grow the fuck up and do something with your lives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:35pm
  • 12:42 i just said 'nom nom nom nom' in the other TFLN in relation to Roxy's whoring of herself, you fat copycat turdburglar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:45pm
  • A gunt is when a fat girls fat goes all the way down to her cunt forming a gunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:39pm
  • That is really awful but so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:32am
  • 570. Yeah NEPA. Way to keep it classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Halloween hasnt started in NYC yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:47am
  • Dumbass meant cunt not gunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:37pm
  • This popcorn is making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Remember that fat kid in junior high that nobody every talked to but he always hung around? You know who I'm talking about. The kid that had to have every joke explained to him because he was too fucking stupid to put it together. Then he would say, "oh i get it now because...blah blah blah" and reiterate the joke back to everyone else who already got the joke. Yeah, that little oinker grew up, his name is Jeff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Douchenozzle? Seriously? FAIL dude, FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:42pm
  • I was a Kitty for Halloween.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:06am