so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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Yes, you did 12:45 but I loved you first so no need to be down.
likes whiskey, likes spanish porn. i like his style!
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!
Omg I died laughing
3:11 is really cool guys.
I'd say about 90% 12:10
Yayyy skook : )
I like to imagine Jesus in one of those tuxedo tshirts, because it says I wanna be formal but I'm also here to party.
Yeah, Jeff, you're loosing your spunk!
I don't get this one. Is it funny because he was in the recliner, or because he didn't want to be judged?
uh... Can't we just feast on you dick? I would be tastier that way.
These pretzels... they are... they are....
You wanna know how I got these scars?
That's cool, but I wouldn't drink whiskey out of the bottle and watch Spanish porn.
Didnt you realise his mom had just passed you callous fuck
This is on both best nights and worse nights as # 3...
For halloween, I would go as a pretzel, but then I'd have to eat myself.
No, I want Jeff. Jeff, put your long hard dick inside MY tight pussy right now. (moans and touches herself)
I wonder how many of these texts are just fabricated to initiate lulz.
2:26 I think you're taking it a little too seriously cause this Jeff person is being sarcastic idiots
Now I'm actually curious. Jesus, sandalled hippy or Jesus the pedorass? One is awesome, the other is creepy, but still awesome!
Oh I get it! It's funny because dressing up and drinking is something you would do for a Halloween party but he didn't even go to one!
This is amazingly genius
Jon this was made for you
this just sounds like a normal tuesday night to me.....
12:35 is a douchenozzle
lolololol thats me predrinking for halloween....XD
Then whats a 'chunt'?
Patrick- I want you, like you want Jeff
12:40: a chunt is a Chinese cunt. Duh.
Jeff seriously put your cock inside me now!!!
All I can say is lol
Only Americans would turn something like Halloween into a reason to dress like sluts and drink a week in advance Halloween is for kids grow the fuck up and do something with your lives
12:42 i just said 'nom nom nom nom' in the other TFLN in relation to Roxy's whoring of herself, you fat copycat turdburglar.
A gunt is when a fat girls fat goes all the way down to her cunt forming a gunt.
No shit, Jeff. Way to fucking state the obv.
That is really awful but so funny
570. Yeah NEPA. Way to keep it classy.
Halloween hasnt started in NYC yet
Dumbass meant cunt not gunt
This popcorn is making me thirsty.
Remember that fat kid in junior high that nobody every talked to but he always hung around?
You know who I'm talking about. The kid that had to have every joke explained to him because he was too fucking stupid to put it together. Then he would say, "oh i get it now because...blah blah blah" and reiterate the joke back to everyone else who already got the joke.
Yeah, that little oinker grew up, his name is Jeff.
Douchenozzle? Seriously? FAIL dude, FAIL
I was a Kitty for Halloween.