so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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Yes, you did 12:45 but I loved you first so no need to be down.
Omg I died laughing
likes whiskey, likes spanish porn. i like his style!
3:11 is really cool guys.
I'd say about 90% 12:10
Yayyy skook : )
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!
I like to imagine Jesus in one of those tuxedo tshirts, because it says I wanna be formal but I'm also here to party.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I don't get this one. Is it funny because he was in the recliner, or because he didn't want to be judged?
That's cool, but I wouldn't drink whiskey out of the bottle and watch Spanish porn.
uh... Can't we just feast on you dick? I would be tastier that way.
Now I'm actually curious. Jesus, sandalled hippy or Jesus the pedorass? One is awesome, the other is creepy, but still awesome!
Yeah, Jeff, you're loosing your spunk!
Didnt you realise his mom had just passed you callous fuck
This is on both best nights and worse nights as # 3...
These pretzels... they are... they are....
No, I want Jeff. Jeff, put your long hard dick inside MY tight pussy right now. (moans and touches herself)
For halloween, I would go as a pretzel, but then I'd have to eat myself.
Oh I get it! It's funny because dressing up and drinking is something you would do for a Halloween party but he didn't even go to one!
12:35 is a douchenozzle
2:26 I think you're taking it a little too seriously cause this Jeff person is being sarcastic idiots
I wonder how many of these texts are just fabricated to initiate lulz.
This is amazingly genius
this just sounds like a normal tuesday night to me.....
Jon this was made for you
A gunt is when a fat girls fat goes all the way down to her cunt forming a gunt.
All I can say is lol
Then whats a 'chunt'?
lolololol thats me predrinking for halloween....XD
12:40: a chunt is a Chinese cunt. Duh.
Jeff seriously put your cock inside me now!!!
Patrick- I want you, like you want Jeff
No shit, Jeff. Way to fucking state the obv.
12:42 i just said 'nom nom nom nom' in the other TFLN in relation to Roxy's whoring of herself, you fat copycat turdburglar.
Halloween hasnt started in NYC yet
That is really awful but so funny
Only Americans would turn something like Halloween into a reason to dress like sluts and drink a week in advance Halloween is for kids grow the fuck up and do something with your lives
570. Yeah NEPA. Way to keep it classy.
Dumbass meant cunt not gunt
This popcorn is making me thirsty.
Remember that fat kid in junior high that nobody every talked to but he always hung around?
You know who I'm talking about. The kid that had to have every joke explained to him because he was too fucking stupid to put it together. Then he would say, "oh i get it now because...blah blah blah" and reiterate the joke back to everyone else who already got the joke.
Yeah, that little oinker grew up, his name is Jeff.
Douchenozzle? Seriously? FAIL dude, FAIL
I was a Kitty for Halloween.