You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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