so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize