So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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