i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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