the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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