what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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