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  • Submitted by blue_bl00d on Feb 28, 12 at 11:28am

    Thats not called a handjob, that's called a problem.

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Feb 28, 12 at 1:10pm

      this comment wins. I actually laughed out loud :)

  • Submitted by adgjlxvn on Feb 28, 12 at 9:40am

    noticing a trend of men on tfln who really need to be more vocal with their partners... speak up, dudes!

  • Submitted by sunnyd76 on Feb 28, 12 at 9:35am

    Well if that's what the handjobs are like would you want to try her blow job? Ouch.

  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 28, 12 at 9:29am

    You deserve it for settling for a handjob.

  • Submitted by DoubleReverse123 on Feb 28, 12 at 10:24am

    Seriously - who gets handjobs anymore? Step it up a notch or two

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Mar 1, 12 at 4:34am

    Try blowjobs Dumbass

  • Submitted by hacker201 on Feb 28, 12 at 2:36pm

    The only handjobs you should receive are from thyself!

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    Submitted by retrop on Feb 29, 12 at 9:49am

    How can a handjob be that bad??? Good lord use some spit and give her vocal encouragement.... Jeez lazy men.

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    Submitted by tasteofcanadian on Mar 1, 12 at 8:56am

    That's unfortunate. Send her my way and I'll be glad to take the time to educate her properly.

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 29, 12 at 12:43am

    Maybe this girl is like me, absolutely shitsticks at handys but excellent at sucking dick.

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      Submitted by tasteofcanadian on Mar 1, 12 at 8:58am

      I will trade you handjob lessons for dick sucking lessons.

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    Submitted by Thompson11 on Feb 28, 12 at 10:19am

    Are we in seventh grade?? Take it a step further than a handjob.

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Feb 28, 12 at 11:43am

    i was gonna say braces then i saw handjob.

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    Submitted by Gofuq_Yrselv on Aug 8, 13 at 10:15am

    You're doing it wrong.