i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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