Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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