I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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