A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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