and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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