do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
