Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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i put the poo from my anus in a glass and keep it on the windowsill for beautiful fragrance
This future husband and "I'm going to marry him" shit is retarded
Crraaacckkkasss= hilliibilliess who can't adore shit and eat at popeyes too suckit
You all sound stupid I highly doubt this girl is being serious it's just funny. And girls do say dude idiots
Iowa keeps it classy!
first, second, and now third. peace out bitches.
Your probably fat and gross...
Randy from trailer park boys?
7:41 you forgot the mother of all "sure thing" phrases
I was so high...
well, i am sure that my future husband shall not be as romantic, though i wish he were.
Very true 7:41. What I don't get: what makes a guy who shows up with cheeseburgers and booze do special? Those are two of guys' four food groups! Now when girls show up with booze, BBQ, and porn, that's the marrying kind...
Popeye's Chicken is like Red Lobster for nlggers!
Ways to get a text posted on TFLN...include any of the following phrases; I may or may not have just, I think I'm gonna marry him/her, anything about vomiting anywhere other than in a toilet, anything about STD's.
For 7:41:\n\n"I may or may not have just seen that chick that gave me the clap vomiting in the park. I think I'm gonna' marry her."
All these 'i think im gonna marry him' and 'found my husband' texts are so fake.
Here's an alternate theory - they're being sarcastic.
...if your future husband has a thing for fat alcoholic whores
Here's an alternate theory SICK MY DICK NlGGERLOVER!
You go fatty!
Don't lower your standards, wait for the guy who brings alcohol and a bag of Big Macs.
7:41 is so right. that's all this shit is now
Why does everyone want to get married? Chill
Lmfaooo you guys who are like "girls dont say dude" are idiots! I say dude ALL the time and i'm a chick.
What a fatass...
fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son...
This is a guy posting. What chick says Dude? Furthermore, what chick says this to a guy?
Girls dont say dude so the guy who wrote this has a sad life
I'm a girl. I say dude when I'm going to say something mildly important.
I love you so much, Alison