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  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:35am

    Crraaacckkkasss= hilliibilliess who can't adore shit and eat at popeyes too suckit

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:11am

    Very true 7:41. What I don't get: what makes a guy who shows up with cheeseburgers and booze do special? Those are two of guys' four food groups! Now when girls show up with booze, BBQ, and porn, that's the marrying kind...

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Josfer on Feb 9, 10 at 7:39am

    i put the poo from my anus in a glass and keep it on the windowsill for beautiful fragrance

  • 69 69
    Submitted by StephanBotha on Feb 9, 10 at 7:11am

    All these 'i think im gonna marry him' and 'found my husband' texts are so fake.

    • 54 67
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 9, 10 at 3:27pm

      Here's an alternate theory - they're being sarcastic.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:07am

    Your probably fat and gross...

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:09am

    first, second, and now third. peace out bitches.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:41am

    Iowa keeps it classy!

  • 62 61
    Submitted by NessyMonster on Feb 9, 10 at 2:16pm

    well, i am sure that my future husband shall not be as romantic, though i wish he were.

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:08am

    ...if your future husband has a thing for fat alcoholic whores

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:17am

    Fatty!!!

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:46am

    You all sound stupid I highly doubt this girl is being serious it's just funny. And girls do say dude idiots

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:59pm

    Here's an alternate theory SICK MY DICK NlGGERLOVER!

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:41am

    Ways to get a text posted on TFLN...include any of the following phrases; I may or may not have just, I think I'm gonna marry him/her, anything about vomiting anywhere other than in a toilet, anything about STD's.

    • 49 57
      Submitted by fro on Feb 9, 10 at 9:14am

      For 7:41:\n\n"I may or may not have just seen that chick that gave me the clap vomiting in the park. I think I'm gonna' marry her."

  • 46 42
    Submitted by dodge69 on Mar 24, 11 at 4:28pm

    Randy from trailer park boys?

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:17pm

    You go fatty!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:21am

    Why does everyone want to get married? Chill

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:37pm

    This future husband and "I'm going to marry him" shit is retarded

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:25am

    7:41 you forgot the mother of all "sure thing" phrases I was so high...

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:18pm

    This is a guy posting. What chick says Dude? Furthermore, what chick says this to a guy?

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:05pm

    Don't lower your standards, wait for the guy who brings alcohol and a bag of Big Macs.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:15am

    What a fatass...

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:58pm

    Popeye's Chicken is like Red Lobster for nlggers!

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:07am

    fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son...

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:58am

    7:41 is so right. that's all this shit is now

  • 38 54
    Submitted by COKRAWK on Jul 12, 10 at 3:51pm

    I'm a girl. I say dude when I'm going to say something mildly important.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by kEBa on Mar 8, 10 at 7:58pm

    Lmfaooo you guys who are like "girls dont say dude" are idiots! I say dude ALL the time and i'm a chick.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:19am

    914=win

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:19am

    I love you so much, Alison

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:18pm

    Girls dont say dude so the guy who wrote this has a sad life