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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:27am

    Soccer is the bomb I'd have to get high to watch baseball. Damnnn

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:10pm

    We got so high we tried to watch the worlds most popular sport. Wow.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:41pm

    Ya baseball likes dick and takes barely ne skill. for all those baseball fans u try using ur feet

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:24pm

    those third world countries like... All of Europe?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:45pm

    439: it's actually "you" not "u"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:49am

    Soccer is awesome. 9:44 is drunk.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:01pm

    hiting a baseball the hardest thing to do in any sport...bar none. So shut it you pri madonna field fairies they cry every time you fall down

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:34pm

    Soccer is great. Its just not fully appreciated here in the states.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:36pm

    Soccer's one of the best spectator sports in the world.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:29pm

    8:26 so your saying that every other country invented soccer? You fail at everything forever

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:45pm

    Soccer and baseball great if ur playin shitty to watch football and basketball alot funner to play and fun to watch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:17pm

    1:18 cause americans are SOOOOO FUN, right? they don't do anything that isn't A BIG SACK OF FUNNNNNNNN....

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    Submitted by thomasfk on Jan 27, 10 at 10:50pm

    lol i love soccer but this text is hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:00am

    aight so soccer is a good sport an all but the only reason it's the worlds most popular sport is cuz it's the cheapest and easiest to play all you need is a ball and two goals. if I was fucking poor that would sound good to me. it's not like I have the money or even a team to go buy football equipment and play

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:18pm

    Fuck off soccer kicks ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:12pm

    3:41 You're fucking retarded. Try playing baseball on a relatively advanced level and let me know how it feels to feel like a worthless prick. In other news, this text is hilarious.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:50pm

    Football not soccer you fucking egit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:48am

    Soccer is fun to play

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:03pm

    Soccer is Awesome. Manchester United for Life.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:26pm

    Oh man you know whats even harder to watch? Baseball...yeah even while on acid I can't stand the the repetative and exceedingly boring motions of throwing, hitting, catching, and ass slapping

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:22pm

    Soccer is the most popular sport in the world no matter what anyone says

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:41am

    10:35 #2- Shut ur fukin mouth. I get high and go to my ten year. Old brothers soccer game...I don't so much as watch the game, I'd rather stare at the coaches ass....soccer sucks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:07am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:29pm

    Fact: soccer is not a sport. I don't care how compelling your argument may be, I'm right

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:42am

    hahaha yeahh babbbby

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:29am

    The only reason Americans, and by that I mean stupid rednecks, don't like soccer is because it actually requires them to get up off their fat fucking asses and move for more than a few minutes at a time. I bet if the ball were replaced by a big mac more of them would play.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:01am

    this text literally just gave me an overwhelming urge to watch space jam too. fortunatley there is youtube. god bless you tube. this movie the fuckinnnn dope!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:50pm

    This is the first one of the day that's made me laugh out loud, I'm so proud of my fellow MoCo/DCers for this one

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:16pm

    Ok maybe it is the most popular sport but it's popular becuz of all those third world countries

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:05am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:19am

    Gosh damn, I love soccer. Shrug.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:35am

    if americans don't watch soccer why is espn showing the english premier league?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:36am

    wow all you need to play is a soccer ball? ha what do you need for "football"....just a football....baseball....ball and bat.... i mean you really had no point there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:28am

    Soccer is the greatest sport on earth of that there is no doubt. I mean why the fuck do we have a world series baseball when it is only the states involved? The WORLD CUP now that's where it's at. It's only because we didn't invent it that we never really embraced it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:26pm

    OMGG! i did the same exact thing this week!! it was fun though..:)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:33pm

    @ 11:11 umm most soccer players make more money then you ever will

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:32am

    I'd rather take a pinneapple up my butt then play or watch baseball. Then again, so would they. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world pricks. But as far as the us goes, quit being pussies and play hockey you benders.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:30am

    I hate the "BACON IS GOOD FOR ME" guy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:35am

    I can't believe some of the posts being allowed up anymore

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:53pm

    Lol has a soccer game score ever not been 2-1?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:39pm

    Wow 12:23.. Learn how to spell u fucking ignorant redneck piece of shit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:08pm

    Soccer loves the cock, I hate watching games that only scores 3,4 or maybe even 5 points Football and basketball is where it's at.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:40pm

    Lesser countries like football? How's your economy doing lately?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:45pm

    1:43 baseball is spopolo freaking Boeing i get borea after 10 seconds!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:42am

    hey what about hockey goalie... thats pretttttyyyy hard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:02am

    So world cup is out?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:16pm

    Soccer is fun to play but it's boring to watch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:13pm

    i did this last week, no joke. it was greatt!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:34pm

    baseball is life and takes alot of practice all u do in soccer is kick a stupid ball around fun....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:47am

    11:07 try not being a douchebag Soccer would still be boring, it would take acid to make it worth watching

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:12pm

    Soccer is the gayest sport ever

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:44am

    Fick ypu soccer is rhe vedt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:24pm

    Has a game ever had a score higher than 2-1? Proper football games do in england. But you were probably talking about the joke that is mls.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:04pm

    I'd rather watch soccer then baseball..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:48am

    I'm gonna be high in south Africa watching the world cup this summer...suck on that

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    Submitted by somethinsexy27 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:17am

    5:01 made me laugh cuz he thinks hitting a ball moving right at him is harder then everything else

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    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 1, 10 at 9:19pm

    Jim Rome loves you !

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:39pm

    Soccer is a great sport. The USA just failed epicly with mls, watch the EPL or world cup it's intense Plus at soccer matches there's mad biddies in the stands not just a few slutty cheerleaders at halftime

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:34am

    katamari damacy > all sports. to play and watch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:27pm

    I'm talking about football/soccer All over the world dumbass nosy bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:18am

    Fuck off. You probably never could play. Ironic thing about this person is they prob never played football either.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:11am

    The only reason why it's so big in other countries is because they're poor and to play soccer all you need is a fucking soccer ball

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:04pm

    Great text. I wonder how long they lasted watching the worlds most boring "sport."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:41am

    All sports suck. None are good for you. but bacon.... BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:18pm

    Soccer may be the most popular sport worldwide, but it is fucking boring. That's why Americans don't watch it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:06am

    Lol soccer is so boring. Guess you gotta be high to enjoy it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:17am

    Hey i've played soccer my whole life if you're smart enough you'd understand... Idiot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:03pm

    It's nosey by the way. Idiot

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:05am

    lets be honest here.soccer is cool but its hard to watch