We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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Soccer is the bomb I'd have to get high to watch baseball. Damnnn
We got so high we tried to watch the worlds most popular sport. Wow.
Soccer is awesome. 9:44 is drunk.
aight so soccer is a good sport an all but the only reason it's the worlds most popular sport is cuz it's the cheapest and easiest to play all you need is a ball and two goals. if I was fucking poor that would sound good to me. it's not like I have the money or even a team to go buy football equipment and play
Fuck off soccer kicks ass.
Soccer is great. Its just not fully appreciated here in the states.
Ya baseball likes dick and takes barely ne skill.
for all those baseball fans u try using ur feet
439: it's actually "you" not "u"
lol i love soccer but this text is hilarious
8:26 so your saying that every other country invented soccer? You fail at everything forever
hiting a baseball the hardest thing to do in any sport...bar none. So shut it you pri madonna field fairies they cry every time you fall down
OMGG! i did the same exact thing this week!! it was fun though..:)
10:35 #2- Shut ur fukin mouth. I get high and go to my ten year. Old brothers soccer game...I don't so much as watch the game, I'd rather stare at the coaches ass....soccer sucks
i did this last week, no joke. it was greatt!
Soccer is fun to play
if americans don't watch soccer why is espn showing the english premier league?
Soccer is the most popular sport in the world no matter what anyone says
Wow 12:23.. Learn how to spell u fucking
ignorant redneck piece of shit.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Football not soccer you fucking egit
1:43 baseball is spopolo freaking Boeing i get borea after 10 seconds!!!
So world cup is out?
Soccer and baseball great if ur playin shitty to watch football and basketball alot funner to play and fun to watch
hahaha yeahh babbbby
The only reason Americans, and by that I mean stupid rednecks, don't like soccer is because it actually requires them to get up off their fat fucking asses and move for more than a few minutes at a time. I bet if the ball were replaced by a big mac more of them would play.
Fact: soccer is not a sport. I don't care how compelling your argument may be, I'm right
Soccer's one of the best spectator sports in the world.
try not being a douchebag
Soccer would still be boring, it would take acid to make it worth watching
Soccer is Awesome. Manchester United for Life.
I'd rather take a pinneapple up my butt then play or watch baseball. Then again, so would they. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world pricks. But as far as the us goes, quit being pussies and play hockey you benders.
3:41 You're fucking retarded. Try playing baseball on a relatively advanced level and let me know how it feels to feel like a worthless prick.
In other news, this text is hilarious.
1:18 cause americans are SOOOOO FUN, right? they don't do anything that isn't A BIG SACK OF FUNNNNNNNN....
This is the first one of the day that's made me laugh out loud, I'm so proud of my fellow MoCo/DCers for this one
Lesser countries like football? How's your economy doing lately?
I'm gonna be high in south Africa watching the world cup this summer...suck on that
wow all you need to play is a soccer ball? ha what do you need for "football"....just a football....baseball....ball and bat.... i mean you really had no point there.
I hate the "BACON IS GOOD FOR ME" guy.
Ok maybe it is the most popular sport but it's popular becuz of all those third world countries
Gosh damn, I love soccer. Shrug.
Soccer is the greatest sport on earth of that there is no doubt. I mean why the fuck do we have a world series baseball when it is only the states involved? The WORLD CUP now that's where it's at. It's only because we didn't invent it that we never really embraced it.
Lol has a soccer game score ever not been 2-1?
Oh man you know whats even harder to watch? Baseball...yeah even while on acid I can't stand the the repetative and exceedingly boring motions of throwing, hitting, catching, and ass slapping
those third world countries like... All of Europe?
Jim Rome loves you !
katamari damacy > all sports. to play and watch
I can't believe some of the posts being allowed up anymore
Has a game ever had a score higher than 2-1? Proper football games do in england. But you were probably talking about the joke that is mls.
Soccer is the gayest sport ever
Soccer is a great sport. The USA just failed epicly with mls, watch the EPL or world cup it's intense
Plus at soccer matches there's mad biddies in the stands not just a few slutty cheerleaders at halftime
this text literally just gave me an overwhelming urge to watch space jam too. fortunatley there is youtube. god bless you tube. this movie the fuckinnnn dope!
The only reason why it's so big in other countries is because they're poor and to play soccer all you need is a fucking soccer ball
I'd rather watch soccer then baseball..
Great text. I wonder how long they lasted watching the worlds most boring "sport."
hey what about hockey goalie... thats pretttttyyyy hard
@ 11:11 umm most soccer players make more money then you ever will
baseball is life and takes alot of practice all u do in soccer is kick a stupid ball around fun....
Hey i've played soccer my whole life if you're smart enough you'd understand... Idiot.
Fick ypu soccer is rhe vedt
5:01 made me laugh cuz he thinks hitting a ball moving right at him is harder then everything else
Soccer loves the cock, I hate watching games that only scores 3,4 or maybe even 5 points Football and basketball is where it's at.
Lol soccer is so boring. Guess you gotta be high to enjoy it.
Soccer may be the most popular sport worldwide, but it is fucking boring. That's why Americans don't watch it.
Soccer is fun to play but it's boring to watch.
lets be honest here.soccer is cool but its hard to watch
All sports suck. None are good for you.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!!
I'm talking about football/soccer
All over the world dumbass nosy bitch
Fuck off. You probably never could play. Ironic thing about this person is they prob never played football either.
It's nosey by the way. Idiot