Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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Good god man, 93? I personally don't like to be able to see every single one of a girl's ribs.
girls pooping is okay because its something they have to do eventually, but aggressive girls who think it makes them cool to fart in public are nasty
One of my coworkers created an elaborate theory about girls pooping, that says they all do it once a year, in a factory, and they produce Peeps. Think about THAT next time you eat a little yellow marshmallow chick. :)
i'm pretty sure this could be sold at urban outfitters
there called myths for a reason 4:34....dumb bitch....
op must have recently got married.
1:53 and 1:57, I'm going to write that book, too - except I'd substitute "guys" and "wife or girlfriend" for "girls" and "husband or boyfriend." Just as many paunchy 20-something married guys walking around out there...
My friend also has a theory, his theory is that girls don't poop OR fart, and he says this is why their a$$e$ get bigger when they get older. Sadly this friend is 25 and not 7 like the quote would lead one to think.
lulz. KAY SO.
i'm a 319 & i have this friend that doesn't believe that girls poop.
and hes 319 too.
so, this is really hilarious.
7:55, you are clearly not from the South. The belles never put on weight. God forbid they risk their Manolo Blahniks. Those chicks don't see looking hot as something good to do, they see it as war.
What is wrong with you fucking idiots? EVERYONE fucking poops. Its a natural thing. Get the fuck over it you fucking morons.
I harbour hatred for excessive masturbators because deep down I really just hate myself ....
I would never fuck a guy who was so delusional that he didn't know girls pooped. That's just basic anatomy.
i always like to think that women poop ice cream, kinda like soft serve chocolate ice cream.
oh and also i'm eating chocolate cake and it might result in....BRACE YYOURSELVES....poo? oh lordy..................................yes ima drunk tfln reader.....inspiration
"It should be retitled as 'Girls Don't Have Pubes: And other things I should be over by now' "
I second that.
Thanks, 3:03. I'll take that golden piece of wisdom under advisement. :)
add, girls don't whore around to that list
you take us out to eat and dont expect us to poop? where do you think the food goes?
thankfully, my boyfriend isnt a dumbass.
I believe women can't fart because they don't keep their mouths shut long enought to build up the required pressure
'I believe women can't fart because they don't keep their mouths shut long enought to build up the required pressure'
Can't decide whether this is a good night or a bad night... It's so sad, but so FUNNY! ...and unfortunately, so true.
i am a 319 number!! and i would help write that!! ahah
What a great book! I just copyrighted the title - do me a favor and work real hard on it while I sit back, do nothing, and take all your money =)
WOW, i sound just like a liberal...
wow... I love how serious everyone is taking this.. it's supposed to be funny!
Can i please ring your Belle!
nooo. they dont they dont. they dont poo
Honestly...catchiest title i've ever heard...sadly I would buy it...and then tell everyone about it like I was cool...but not the point...great title
Add a chapter about lingerie pillow fights!
ain't it the truth. 1:53
2:33 is an obese woman i called it
yeah, dont be a hater 1:57
If you don't stop - you'll go blind.
If you shower or Pee after sex w/out a condom - No Babies. Also jumping up and down immediately afterwards works too....
Everyone always wears a condom.
Pot is perfectly acceptible to everyone these days.
Hahahahahahahaha! Calling people "dumb bitches" and can't spell "they're" correctly. Irony, thy name is 5:14.
I'm a belle. We shit, but we shit with class.
Add the words "are a" and "no" to certain places in that comment, and I'll agree with you
1.57 why on earth would you want to believe you'll go blind? Do you harbor hatred for excessive masturbators?
add to that "girls would never let themselves go and gain 50 pounds after they get a boyfriend or husband"
Girls poop and fart and then guys like to do them up the ass.
Can i help you write it?
I would read that book. It sounds hilarious.
holy jesus i tried to read the first ten posts .. im too drunk to do so. but. point is that ... i love you 1:57 and im a chica and my pops and bro both agree: girls don't do anything....BATHROOMY. its true. i'm a chica and we don't EVER produce such nonsense. hehe....
To the people saying men are dumbasses for not knowing is stupid. He said he myths he WISHED he still believed. Just because we don't like knowing that a cute as girl is dropping loads too. It just kinda sucks haha.
that quote was stolen from f my life it was posted earlier this morning
2:37 is a paunchy 20-something guy who only wishes he could get anyone (fat chicks included) to marry him.
makes them easier to break 3:08
Sorry, 2:37 - 5'4 and 110 pounds. Better luck next time!
5' 4" you shouldn't weigh an ounce over 93lbs fatty
NOO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD BAD THOUGHTSS!!!
god i wish that was true. I hate pooping.
you used a sentence fragment 5:27...fyi
Why would you even wish that? Why would you care? To be honest, saying you WISH she wasn't human is more disturbing than just not knowing.
Men are so fucking stupid. Women are humans and do the same things as you do. We fart, we shit, we cuss, we grow body hair, we blow snot from our noses. IF you can't accept these things, buy a fucking blow up doll and leave us the hell alone.
anyone who calls themself a "belle" is probably an obese inbred chick
LOL @ 2:43! And THAT is another reason for me to not eat peeps!
@5:21, after seeing that post, I just might have too
Who would say this is a good night? Idiots.
It should be retitled as "Girls Don't Have Pubes: And other things I should be over by now"
it's hard for me to imagine any female other than my female family members and little girls poop. and i'm a girl.
i still never want to think about this fact.
Thus finishing his grand survey,/The swain disgusted slunk away,/Repeating in his amorous fits/"Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!" -Swift
Girls don't poop... they let it out little by little... as sharts.