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  • 58 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:43pm

    One of my coworkers created an elaborate theory about girls pooping, that says they all do it once a year, in a factory, and they produce Peeps. Think about THAT next time you eat a little yellow marshmallow chick. :)

  • 58 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:08pm

    Good god man, 93? I personally don't like to be able to see every single one of a girl's ribs.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:45pm

    lulz. KAY SO. i'm a 319 & i have this friend that doesn't believe that girls poop. and hes 319 too. so, this is really hilarious.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:33pm

    1:53 and 1:57, I'm going to write that book, too - except I'd substitute "guys" and "wife or girlfriend" for "girls" and "husband or boyfriend." Just as many paunchy 20-something married guys walking around out there...

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:46pm

    add, girls don't whore around to that list

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:52pm

    girls pooping is okay because its something they have to do eventually, but aggressive girls who think it makes them cool to fart in public are nasty

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:52pm

    My friend also has a theory, his theory is that girls don't poop OR fart, and he says this is why their a$$e$ get bigger when they get older. Sadly this friend is 25 and not 7 like the quote would lead one to think.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:55pm

    i always like to think that women poop ice cream, kinda like soft serve chocolate ice cream.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:50pm

    Can't decide whether this is a good night or a bad night... It's so sad, but so FUNNY! ...and unfortunately, so true.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:34pm

    I would never fuck a guy who was so delusional that he didn't know girls pooped. That's just basic anatomy.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:03am

    oh and also i'm eating chocolate cake and it might result in....BRACE YYOURSELVES....poo? oh lordy..................................yes ima drunk tfln reader.....inspiration

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:48pm

    op must have recently got married.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:43pm

    "It should be retitled as 'Girls Don't Have Pubes: And other things I should be over by now' " I second that.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:58pm

    i'm pretty sure this could be sold at urban outfitters

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:34pm

    you take us out to eat and dont expect us to poop? where do you think the food goes? thankfully, my boyfriend isnt a dumbass.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:53pm

    I believe women can't fart because they don't keep their mouths shut long enought to build up the required pressure

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:14pm

    there called myths for a reason 4:34....dumb bitch....

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:06pm

    Add a chapter about lingerie pillow fights!

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:22pm

    nooo. they dont they dont. they dont poo

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:11pm

    What is wrong with you fucking idiots? EVERYONE fucking poops. Its a natural thing. Get the fuck over it you fucking morons.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:56pm

    ain't it the truth. 1:53

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:57pm

    If you don't stop - you'll go blind. If you shower or Pee after sex w/out a condom - No Babies. Also jumping up and down immediately afterwards works too.... Everyone always wears a condom. Pot is perfectly acceptible to everyone these days.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:02am

    holy jesus i tried to read the first ten posts .. im too drunk to do so. but. point is that ... i love you 1:57 and im a chica and my pops and bro both agree: girls don't do anything....BATHROOMY. its true. i'm a chica and we don't EVER produce such nonsense. hehe....

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:05pm

    Thanks, 3:03. I'll take that golden piece of wisdom under advisement. :)

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:52pm

    Can i please ring your Belle!

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:09pm

    yeah, dont be a hater 1:57

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53pm

    add to that "girls would never let themselves go and gain 50 pounds after they get a boyfriend or husband"

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:07pm

    7:55, you are clearly not from the South. The belles never put on weight. God forbid they risk their Manolo Blahniks. Those chicks don't see looking hot as something good to do, they see it as war.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:28pm

    I harbour hatred for excessive masturbators because deep down I really just hate myself ....

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:09pm

    I would read that book. It sounds hilarious.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:27pm

    Hahahahahahahaha! Calling people "dumb bitches" and can't spell "they're" correctly. Irony, thy name is 5:14.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:37pm

    2:33 is an obese woman i called it

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:07pm

    1.57 why on earth would you want to believe you'll go blind? Do you harbor hatred for excessive masturbators?

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:55pm

    i am a 319 number!! and i would help write that!! ahah

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:13pm

    Girls poop and fart and then guys like to do them up the ass.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:20am

    wow... I love how serious everyone is taking this.. it's supposed to be funny!

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:24pm

    'I believe women can't fart because they don't keep their mouths shut long enought to build up the required pressure' hahahahahahah

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:45pm

    Can i help you write it?

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:22pm

    Honestly...catchiest title i've ever heard...sadly I would buy it...and then tell everyone about it like I was cool...but not the point...great title

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:39pm

    I'm a belle. We shit, but we shit with class.

    • 43 44
      Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 13, 11 at 2:22pm

      Add the words "are a" and "no" to certain places in that comment, and I'll agree with you

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:14pm

    Why would you even wish that? Why would you care? To be honest, saying you WISH she wasn't human is more disturbing than just not knowing.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:03pm

    5' 4" you shouldn't weigh an ounce over 93lbs fatty

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:21pm

    Men are so fucking stupid. Women are humans and do the same things as you do. We fart, we shit, we cuss, we grow body hair, we blow snot from our noses. IF you can't accept these things, buy a fucking blow up doll and leave us the hell alone.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:42pm

    2:37 is a paunchy 20-something guy who only wishes he could get anyone (fat chicks included) to marry him.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:47pm

    LOL @ 2:43! And THAT is another reason for me to not eat peeps!

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:28pm

    that quote was stolen from f my life it was posted earlier this morning

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:49pm

    NOO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD BAD THOUGHTSS!!!

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:34pm

    To the people saying men are dumbasses for not knowing is stupid. He said he myths he WISHED he still believed. Just because we don't like knowing that a cute as girl is dropping loads too. It just kinda sucks haha.

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:52pm

    makes them easier to break 3:08

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:05pm

    What a great book! I just copyrighted the title - do me a favor and work real hard on it while I sit back, do nothing, and take all your money =) WOW, i sound just like a liberal...

  • 35 59
    Submitted by thesmurfinator on Mar 15, 11 at 12:13am

    @5:21, after seeing that post, I just might have too

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53pm

    i still never want to think about this fact.

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:44pm

    you used a sentence fragment 5:27...fyi

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05am

    god i wish that was true. I hate pooping.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:55pm

    anyone who calls themself a "belle" is probably an obese inbred chick

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:03pm

    Sorry, 2:37 - 5'4 and 110 pounds. Better luck next time!

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:47pm

    It should be retitled as "Girls Don't Have Pubes: And other things I should be over by now"

  • 24 50
    Submitted by tmoh on Jan 24, 12 at 3:19am

    Thus finishing his grand survey,/The swain disgusted slunk away,/Repeating in his amorous fits/"Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!" -Swift

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:52pm

    Who would say this is a good night? Idiots.

  • 27 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:11am

    hahaha it's hard for me to imagine any female other than my female family members and little girls poop. and i'm a girl.

  • 23 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:01am

    Girls don't poop... they let it out little by little... as sharts.