Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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Good god man, 93? I personally don't like to be able to see every single one of a girl's ribs.
girls pooping is okay because its something they have to do eventually, but aggressive girls who think it makes them cool to fart in public are nasty
there called myths for a reason 4:34....dumb bitch....
One of my coworkers created an elaborate theory about girls pooping, that says they all do it once a year, in a factory, and they produce Peeps. Think about THAT next time you eat a little yellow marshmallow chick. :)
i'm pretty sure this could be sold at urban outfitters
I would never fuck a guy who was so delusional that he didn't know girls pooped. That's just basic anatomy.
op must have recently got married.
Can't decide whether this is a good night or a bad night... It's so sad, but so FUNNY! ...and unfortunately, so true.
i always like to think that women poop ice cream, kinda like soft serve chocolate ice cream.
1:53 and 1:57, I'm going to write that book, too - except I'd substitute "guys" and "wife or girlfriend" for "girls" and "husband or boyfriend." Just as many paunchy 20-something married guys walking around out there...
I harbour hatred for excessive masturbators because deep down I really just hate myself ....
7:55, you are clearly not from the South. The belles never put on weight. God forbid they risk their Manolo Blahniks. Those chicks don't see looking hot as something good to do, they see it as war.
My friend also has a theory, his theory is that girls don't poop OR fart, and he says this is why their a$$e$ get bigger when they get older. Sadly this friend is 25 and not 7 like the quote would lead one to think.
Girls poop and fart and then guys like to do them up the ass.
wow... I love how serious everyone is taking this.. it's supposed to be funny!
"It should be retitled as 'Girls Don't Have Pubes: And other things I should be over by now' "
I second that.
What is wrong with you fucking idiots? EVERYONE fucking poops. Its a natural thing. Get the fuck over it you fucking morons.
you take us out to eat and dont expect us to poop? where do you think the food goes?
thankfully, my boyfriend isnt a dumbass.
oh and also i'm eating chocolate cake and it might result in....BRACE YYOURSELVES....poo? oh lordy..................................yes ima drunk tfln reader.....inspiration
Can i please ring your Belle!
'I believe women can't fart because they don't keep their mouths shut long enought to build up the required pressure'
Thanks, 3:03. I'll take that golden piece of wisdom under advisement. :)
lulz. KAY SO.
i'm a 319 & i have this friend that doesn't believe that girls poop.
and hes 319 too.
so, this is really hilarious.
i am a 319 number!! and i would help write that!! ahah
I believe women can't fart because they don't keep their mouths shut long enought to build up the required pressure
What a great book! I just copyrighted the title - do me a favor and work real hard on it while I sit back, do nothing, and take all your money =)
WOW, i sound just like a liberal...
Honestly...catchiest title i've ever heard...sadly I would buy it...and then tell everyone about it like I was cool...but not the point...great title
1.57 why on earth would you want to believe you'll go blind? Do you harbor hatred for excessive masturbators?
add, girls don't whore around to that list
2:33 is an obese woman i called it
that quote was stolen from f my life it was posted earlier this morning
Hahahahahahahaha! Calling people "dumb bitches" and can't spell "they're" correctly. Irony, thy name is 5:14.
I'm a belle. We shit, but we shit with class.
Add the words "are a" and "no" to certain places in that comment, and I'll agree with you
yeah, dont be a hater 1:57
Sorry, 2:37 - 5'4 and 110 pounds. Better luck next time!
To the people saying men are dumbasses for not knowing is stupid. He said he myths he WISHED he still believed. Just because we don't like knowing that a cute as girl is dropping loads too. It just kinda sucks haha.
nooo. they dont they dont. they dont poo
Can i help you write it?
makes them easier to break 3:08
If you don't stop - you'll go blind.
If you shower or Pee after sex w/out a condom - No Babies. Also jumping up and down immediately afterwards works too....
Everyone always wears a condom.
Pot is perfectly acceptible to everyone these days.
Men are so fucking stupid. Women are humans and do the same things as you do. We fart, we shit, we cuss, we grow body hair, we blow snot from our noses. IF you can't accept these things, buy a fucking blow up doll and leave us the hell alone.
god i wish that was true. I hate pooping.
ain't it the truth. 1:53
holy jesus i tried to read the first ten posts .. im too drunk to do so. but. point is that ... i love you 1:57 and im a chica and my pops and bro both agree: girls don't do anything....BATHROOMY. its true. i'm a chica and we don't EVER produce such nonsense. hehe....
you used a sentence fragment 5:27...fyi
add to that "girls would never let themselves go and gain 50 pounds after they get a boyfriend or husband"
Why would you even wish that? Why would you care? To be honest, saying you WISH she wasn't human is more disturbing than just not knowing.
Add a chapter about lingerie pillow fights!
@5:21, after seeing that post, I just might have too
I would read that book. It sounds hilarious.
Who would say this is a good night? Idiots.
NOO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD BAD THOUGHTSS!!!
2:37 is a paunchy 20-something guy who only wishes he could get anyone (fat chicks included) to marry him.
it's hard for me to imagine any female other than my female family members and little girls poop. and i'm a girl.
anyone who calls themself a "belle" is probably an obese inbred chick
i still never want to think about this fact.
5' 4" you shouldn't weigh an ounce over 93lbs fatty
It should be retitled as "Girls Don't Have Pubes: And other things I should be over by now"
LOL @ 2:43! And THAT is another reason for me to not eat peeps!
Thus finishing his grand survey,/The swain disgusted slunk away,/Repeating in his amorous fits/"Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!" -Swift
Girls don't poop... they let it out little by little... as sharts.