As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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